There’s so many great games on Switch. Not sure what you mean by its "abysmal controllers." You can use pretty much any Bluetooth controller with it. 

You can still emulate though? You just can't do it for free. You have to buy the dev license for 20 bucks. 

20 to 30 a year?!?

I’m curious to see some examples of MS’s other product groups nerfing features and trying to sabotage competing products. I’m not familiar with that.

Why do you have so many PS5s and Xes?

Because they raised the prices? Because not everyone has a community to play with? It isn't as clear cut as "go outside." Lol

The only reason they want you to go outside is to get your data. All this talk about it being for your health and meeting others is BS.

You’ve really studied the blade(s of grass).

I don’t get the point of the picture

... What? It’s just Kotaku that’s horny, despite linking to different tweets, Reddit comments, and Tiktok videos? If you’re going to try to make fun of the website, make sure it actually makes sense.

It’s not that deep. Have you never heard that "Every day we stray further" be used on the internet before? You had to go and make it all serious. Lol

There’s no stuffing it back in. 

What? 

This has to be edited

PS5 controllers have mousepads?

I don’t think it’s true. Lol

Dbox always makes me think of dbag.

Oof.

You purchased something from said vending machine, huh? 

I do. I loved the tension when you shoot webs in Spiderman.