Charging in my picket AND infertility? Sounds like a win-win to me.

Geez. That's it? It's not terrible, but many of the other gens looked better imo.

Heritage Auctions: "Not on my watch."

So does this "no teaser" coverage also go for TV shows, movies, music, cars teasers?

Disappointed the song you linked to wasn't Coconut by Harry Nilsson.

Like people playing video games would ever need to use a condom.

It’s good to play together was Xbox's slogan at the time.

The promotion is dumb. What do condoms have to do with Halo?

It’s not just for speedrunners. Some people want the most authentic experience without actually buying the original hardware.

Gamer moment

You really think 2013 was that much different than now in terms of what would be ok?

I agree with a lot of your post, but wanted to talk one point: I thought a lot of people consider Gen 5 to be the high point? It had a surprisingly engaging story compared to “I want the featured legendary to conquer the world!” The game really focused on the current gen Pokemon before you could really use previous…

ALL the monsters? Wut

At least BotW had the excuse that it was a (ported) launch game. Arceus is 4 years into the Switch’s life. You’d think developers would have mastered optimization by now.

I don’t remember much complaining with Black & White. Seems like most people consider that the high point.

Well, going by Game Freak’s track record, the cake will still be uncooked in the middle after it's done baking.

Lol. But it’s not just trees that people are complaining about. The author of this post pulled out one complaint and made a whole article about it. The rest of the graphics aren’t up to snuff. Game still seems to move at 20FPS too.

Rhetorical question? It came out 6 years before Sw/Sh, which is quite a while ago.

I definitely agree gamers are the biggest group of whiners, but I never understood the argument that “it’s meant for kids.” Does that mean quality can be thrown out the window? You could say most Nintendo IPs are meant for children, but look at the quality of (most) Mario and Zelda games.

He’s not in gaming though. Lol I love how confident you were posting that.