Wtf

Well, that’s something I never wanted to see.

I’m about 30 minutes out of Houston, so I’d be SOL.

Nuclear war won’t happen. Mutually assured destruction and all that jazz.

So it’s a win-win for you?

Wonder how long until gigaton?

How do you do about the clowns popping up around the country?

Satan 5: 2Nuke 2Furious

Midwestern farmers have the right idea.

Plz, not Houston.

Just?

Why?

This would be better with Johnny Cash’s Hurt.

The old man is creepy. I think he might be a pedophile.

If only this were true in real life. I wanna marry my cat!

Make Pokémon great again.

http://www.t3.com/news/nintendo-wii-u-controller-was-nearly-a-standalone-handheld

Bro, it’s just a prank!

Pretty savage. Pun intended.