Not about abuse but...

Boobs of all Sizes are amazoballs.

Holy Fucking Crystal Dragon Jesus...

Forever now Shall T.S. Elliot's "Wasteland"

Is $15k Even enough to get yourself a new set of genitals dug in?

I too am from Missouri. I however blame the terrible state of poverty, amongst other things, on the meth problem.

You don't need this to get kids into Shakespeare.

But they kicked me outta the church for asking too many questions...and that entire being an atheist thing.

Which makes me pity him too. Its not like its hard to draw a "attractive" woman without breaking the laws of physics...and basic anatomy.

What if you and the penis-wielder get drunk and have sloppy drunk sex?

Penis is weird and overrated.

I use to play with a guy that Looked and Played like Stevil.

I have this undying hatred for j.scott campbell that burns like a thousand angry suns.

Psychokinesis would be more apt.

""Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen"

Fingers are bastards but I don't have a problem with toes.

Where's my fucking proper "Invincible" show?

Exactly how important is "Have a Penis"?

Fuck!

Use Scientific Method.