To be fair, does sound like the 500 calories wouldn’t, you know, necessarily stay in your stomach long enough to do owt to your waistline.

Time for my impossibly healthy drink to hit the market! It’s tea mixed with pork fat and hydrogenated peanut oil. Might call it Armor-Piercing Tea. It’s very good for you, just like the Earth was flat for all those years until some genius started people disbelieving.

it’s a drink composed of coffee, unsalted butter, and coconut oil extract.

You shut your mouth. I LOVE seeing people’s food porn!!!!!

This outfit looks like something a four year old put on herself out of the "dress up bin" and then demands to wear to the grocery store

A burrito does not count as a wrap and is excluded.

We’ll have to run Hitler/Lucifer on a third-party ticket to draw votes from Trump/Cosby.

Just saw this posted on FB- http://www.blackgirldangerous.org/2015/07/why-no… It’s a good article.

Do we need a study to tell us this?

Perfect header image. God damn, how fucking good was The Golden Girls? Ahead of its time in almost every way. I can’t even fault them for showing a startlingly white version of Miami because I can somewhat safely assume that white retirees collect in enclaves.

Okay, serious question that may be easily misconstrued, but whatever.

I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.

If women had full autonomy over their lives and bodies, then what would happen to MEN?? Your move, feminists!

Can we invent a drug that makes men feel 50% of what women go through? Like here, take these hormone pills for six months, bleed out of your ass, have cramps, get zitty, sensitive, bloated, and then, then take this other one for 9 months and double in size, pee and throw up all the time, and get weird and weepy . Then…

No. Ever since women got even the smallest of rights like voting, birth control, protection from being harassed in the workplace, Roe v. Wade, spousal rape laws, the GOP has ramped up their assault on womens rights. They cannot stand the idea of a woman who has autonomy over her life and her body. They need to rule…

Well, except for all those spontaneous abortions (what miscarriage is called in medicalese). People never really seem to care that many pregnancies aren't and were never viable, and end in miscarriage anyway. North of 50%, according to some experts. And then all those stillbirths and soon after birth deaths due to…

They also act like every abortion is of a full-term baby when 95% of the time what’s aborted is tissue about the size of a collar button. Late-term abortions are very few and usually grave, tragic circumstances.

Fine, fine - scrape the little bastards out of the womb and let them fend for themselves if they’re so viable, then. Bootstraps, etc.

So take them out of the woman and put them in a test tube. How long do they live?

She def doesn’t because if she did, they wouldn't be together. That's tacky af.