MenstrualKrampus
MenstrualKrampus
MenstrualKrampus

My kid is three and hasn’t had much opportunity to be fed by other people. He knows we’re vegan and if he’s offered food by people other than me and his dad he asks if it’s vegan and tells people he doesn’t eat meat or cow’s milk or chicken’s eggs. The hardest part so far is getting him not to call out meat eaters. So

Protein, iron, calcium, omega fatty acids... No one knows how we vegans could possibly get any of those things!

Tangentially related: men are lauded for performing the bare minimum of child care even with a partner. “Oh, hubby stayed home with the baby so you could get a pedicure for an hour? What a gem! What an amazing husband and father!” “He does middle of the night diaper changes!? How literally amazing!!”

This is what happens when my husband shaves his beard

I guess I have to ask for a Vegan Cuts subscription instead of Petit Vour for my birthday. Pussy towelettes are a deal breaker.

If you have Netflix you should watch the show Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. It is about a sassy lady detective solving crimes in great style set in 1920s Australia

I had it after the birth of my son and it was wretched. The good news is that its totally gone now! I used a set of dilators and exercises from a book called Sexual Healing by Dr Barbara Keesling

H&M has some super high waisted skinny jeans that come in multiple lengths

Attempting to get someone in a committed relationship to cheat is a game for your gf?

“The abortion industry”

I have fibro and like 10 people have told me to stop eating gluten. That and “nightshade vegetables.”

At lunch one day, 14 year old geeky, goth me saw some jocks fucking with the one very effeminate kid in our small private high school. Loudly calling him a fag, etc.

Brb gonna go ask Jeeves about Ralph Lauren.

That said, the only possible candidate for Dr Frank N Furter is clearly Tom Hiddleston.

I am dying to know the opposite of keeping ones ladypoints together. Separating ones ladypoints? Loosening ones ladypoints? Are ladypoints another word for labia? Ive got a lot of questions

French cut denim diaper over mesh boy shorts.

Me tooooo. If it’s like my other pregnancies I will be barfless in another six weeks or so. Fingers crossed!

We have a 3 y.o. so I know what I have to look forward to in terms of future bodily discomfort. He was huge and at 34 weeks my MW was guessing he’d be early. Nope. I went to 41w3d. I remember being sooooo over it by like 37 weeks and just being like “gimme my damn body back, kid!”

Any other pregnant Jezzies out there? I’m 9 weeks pregnant and sooooo barfy. We had a late termination for medical reasons last year and now I’ve got weird PTSD like symptoms on top of the normal first trimester crappiness. Please feel free to bitch about all pregnancy related discomforts in solidarity.

Some are. There are some regional milk banks that are non profit, but some sell donated milk to a bioscience company which sells it to NICUs as a prescription drug. here is an article about that