Last night I may or may not have bought 6 weird pastel lipsticks. NYX macaroni lippies in black sesame (pale grey), earl grey (powder blue), pistachio (sea green), orange blossom (light tangerine), lavender and key lime (kind of a pastel neon green.)

Short term- it will ever stop being winter and I'll be able to go do outdoor things with my three year old. In this fantasy I am able to wear just one layer of clothing and feel warm air ever.

She looks like she has literally no neck at all with her body contorted like that.

Newly single, I ran into this hot guy I was acquainted with at a bar after my band played a show. I was like "Hey, I know you. What's your name again?"

He told me his name and my next question was "Wanna go make out in your car?"

The print of that jumpsuit is reminiscent of the couch we had in my 80s childhood.

I saw a quite a few small kids with prayer tattoos in rural Cambodia. For some reason I don't think that would fly here even though it's cultural.

Pretty sure its Photoshop and goddamn it's terrifying

pass the eye bleach plz

No, because for harlots who clearly deserve the STIs they got when having sex for fun instead of joyless missionary to make babies like god intended, a baby is more of a living punishment than a potential human who also has health needs.

Someone needs to make this happen

It's such bullshit. It's been proven time and again that family planning saves taxpayer money.

Didn't you know that women are just baby containers? We don't actually have health needs beyond the bare minimum to keep a fetus alive.

This was my exact thought.

I love these!

Let's hang out. I'm old and goth and will forever love black lipstick.

This possum lady is the best thing on the internet

Does anyone else feel like bachelor/ette parties are going out of fashion?

Leslie Hall is the best performer of all time