I just saw him at Wrigley Field this summer and it was POURING rain. Nonstop. I was sure they’d postpone, but nope, we stood out there soaked to the bone. They closed with American Girl, and the lights, with that pouring rain, and every single person sopping wet singing along as loud as they could, it was by far one…

God. Passions was SO BAD. I watched it religiously.

That upsetting. I understand there’s a level of manufacturing that goes into crafting the Kardashian public narrative but honestly we’re at the point where if Kris gets a creepy doll that is actually a leprechaun or maybe a warlock and they’re literally just the reboot of Passions.

I mean, this is also a woman who named her kid “Jaxton” (not the first I’ve seen or met!) so I’m not sure that her actions are all well thought out.

She’s definitely rude to her colorist.

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

I don’t know. I have had no problem with the Zanacks and the Clownopeen he sold me.

Also what is “professionally” anyway?

Right. I could absolutely cope with the mother dying. It would be sad and awful but it wouldn’t completely destroy the whole series for me because it’s an unfortunate fact of life that people die. But they basically just killed her to get her out of the way for Ted to be with his ~one true love~ who was unbelievably…

Every once and a while my cousin and I will randomly message one another about how mad we still are about the end of HIMYM. I feel personally victimized.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

That gathering is my proudly non-voting (yet Trump supporting) co-worker’s dream dinner date come true.

I was a very Catholic little baby (ok I was like 9?) and I obsessively watched Unsolved Mysteries. One of the episodes was about a demon or possession or something, and I ended up having these horrible nightmares where Satan had me roasting in the fires of hell etc etc

NO! I had no idea! We play tons of POTUSA for our kids. They love Volcano and Peaches <3

Driving from Texas to the East Coast with my boys, ages 2 and 5, in the backseat, we were passing through Atlanta in pretty heavy traffic when they both started melting down. I popped in Johnny Cash’s Greatest Hits and they calmed right down. It was magical and unexpected. They are teenagers now and both still listen…

This was my girl’s favorite song in her first year:

If Cheney and the Kochs don’t want to burn the American government to the ground, that’s honestly enough for me. Our main objective right now is not burning the American government to the ground, so I will take them as my allies. We can fight over everything else afterwards.

You sure that wasn’t Melania talking?