I just honestly tried to imagine Trump winning the elections. It’s just the worst nightmare scenario. Not just for the US, but for the world. Would he really be able to do some of the stuff he is saying? Would Congress and Senate be able to stop his idiotic plans? I’m.... worried. Worried that America would rather…

There should be a sequel to The Craft where Robin Tunney is now a happily married mother and one day Fairuza Balk shows up, with her powers back, on a mission to destroy her life, so Tunney has to start a new coven with Neve Campbell and Rachel True to stop her.

Like The Hand That Rocks the Cradle or a V.C. Andrews…

I never saw Space Jam and I don’t care. What even is it? Basketball in zero gravity? With a bunny? I don’t get it.

Camp Nowhere FOREVA

Royal Family Conspiracy Theory-When the queen dies or steps down both Charles and William will abdicate and make Harry the king. He is beloved, involved, and the correct royal to transition the UK away from the monarchy. Plus, how long since they've had a ginger King? It's time!

Hold up, I got a better one:

As a young woman, I am sure I would have suffered from labia insecurity mainly due to the easy accessibility of porn by everyone, everywhere, 24/7. However, as a woman in my late 30s, I am old enough and wise enough to know that any man I give access to my business is generally pretty damn happy to be there. I so wish…

So I think, if my daughter tells me some guy she’s was fooling around with made a comment about her labia, I’m going to print him a chart showing what they actually look like, and explain to the fucker that what he saw in the porn was only one of many ways in which a woman can look. And if I have a son, he'll be…

I am a registered independent. I have voted democrat 100% of the time. I vote in local, state and national elections. I am not going to call myself a democrat to make anyone else more comfortable or to appease anyone else. I am farther left than the majority of democrats. I disagree with a two party system, I disagree…

+1, signed a current Florida resident. I won’t say Floridian, no!

Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know of fear? Fear is for Tuesdays when the tacos cease to exist. Fear is for the empty hot sauce bottle, and when children are born and live and die, all without ever tasting an avocado. That is the time for fear, my little lord; when tacos are never found on a Tuesday or any…

“Got a lot wrong” strikes me as a funny way of putting it, since the movie seems to have virtually nothing to do with the actual history.

Beg to differ

When I was 26 I was just really focused on my drinking.

A time machine. THESE PHOTOS WERE TAKEN IN THE 1700s!!

whatever it is evil Tori Amos is capable of.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

I saw a squirrel drinking coffee out of my sister’s unattended mug one morning. And many sunrises/sunsets over the Great Lakes.

I stole someone elses prom date and took a photo with him. Yes, he came there wearing a wife beater. Apparently he had been set up on a blind date for prom, but she was a hideous beast and later on she tried to fight us when she saw us dancing and I fell into an ice sculpture (painful). I ate like 13 chocolate chip…

Maybe I should start naming the three or four chin hairs that go from “invisible” to “one centimeter long and spiky” overnight.

And that one bastard on my jawline that I SWEAR TO GOD becomes two inches long before I notice it.