Ugh PARENTS these days.

It’s too bad she wasn’t a scientist or engineer. Because then she could have come to the U.S and worked for our government and avoided being tried for war crimes.

If only the world prosecuted the people responsible for other war crimes/crimes against humanity with even a minuscule fraction of effort that has been put into punishing Nazis.

wanting so badly to attach himself to the issue-of-the-day, got old years ago.

Amy Poehler and Parks should've gotten something at this point. God damn. NOT HAPPY but I love veep and JLD so. I'm conflicted.

Oh, Helen. You can’t live your life with regrets. Get out there and make up for lost time! I smell an awesome road trip documentary in which Helen Mirren and some friends go tell everyone who ever wronged them to fuck off. I would love to be involved in this endeavor somehow.

I live in Raleigh and if this garbage happened here, that business would be smoked, slathered, devoured, and shat out like pulled pork. And let’s not even ENVISION the patchouli-soaked carnage if it happened in Carrboro.

I almost got into an all out brawl with my ignorant sister-in-law about this. We were out for dinner and a gay male couple were kissing at a nearby table. She starts stage whispering “I’m not homophobic but there are KIDS here”. To which I replied “You are the definition of homophobia”. A great battle ensued, the…

No matter how many times I put fucked in my dictionary, it always thinks somehow, maybe this time, ducked makes more sense. Sigh.

In a related story a cashier at the Disney store in Rowan county Kentucky is refusing to sell costumes as an act of protest.

I want to place a bet that Barack “No Fucks” Obama smokes a cigarette during his next State of the Union.

That book is simply phenomenal. I don’t even care that this lemon-sucking troglodyte is having a hissy fit about it. I’m just delighted to hear that it’s being taught in schools. It’s exactly what you want kids to be exposed to in formative years: ferocious, unflinching, compassionate and demanding of whip-smart…

In the meantime, Henrietta Lacks’ author Rebecca Skloot responded to the controversy on Facebook, saying that Sims has “confused gynecology with pornography.”

If I were to make a list of all the people I would want performing at a pride party, Chris Brown would be on the very, very absolute bottom of that list. Like I think I would rather pay Ann Coulter money to sing Tegan & Sara covers than watch Chris Brown sing to a room full of women.

My Lords Of Kobol, he’s as ugly as homemade soap.

And then he starts to tell me about how Donald Trump would make a great president.

I mean, live your life. If he’s hot and you both wanna, go hog wild.

I’m sorry, did your vagina not immediately hermetically seal itself when he said Trump would be a good president?

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.