I was ready to laugh this guy off, but then I heard “what the fuck,” too. Alabama and Florida have similar terrible humidity, right? That’s the only explanation.

To be fair, I’m in the middle of reading The Romanov Sisters, and the four sisters all seem like they were lovely people, though a bit naive...it wasn’t their fault that their mother was a hot mess and raised their brother to be a mini-despot!

I hope your mom at least taught them how to charge their cell phone and organize their combs before they went off to college.

This theory makes me feel much better about the break up.

Reese seems passable because Elle Woods is basically a slight variation of Cher. I’m really struggling here trying to wrap my mind around Angelona Jolie as Cher. My brain is not allowing a mental image of that casting because it’s entirely too insane.

I finally catch SNS early, but have nothing important to ask...

The Sweet Valley Sagas were my jam! I remember reading the first one in 2nd grade - I loved all of the historical stuff and skimmed right through stupid Alice and Ned. I got rid of all of my teen lit many years ago, but the Sweet Valley Saga remains shamefully on my bookshelf...I just can’t part with them!

And what happens when this future baby #11 has autism or some other “imperfection”?

To top off the triply bad part, they aren’t even her step-children! He had those kids after divorcing Denise - they are her kid’s half siblings, but she technically has no obligation to them whatsoever.

The ending of this episode made me believe that the next book will be released (at the very least) before the next season ends. Just to give the book readers a reason to keep on keeping on.

Holy giant picture!

I have no senior portraits - I discovered weeks before the end of my junior year that I only needed senior english to graduate, so I signed up for summer school and hightailed it out of that place. The sad thing is my junior picture didn’t make it into the yearbook either, as my entire homeroom’s pictures mysteriously…

Hold up, what? I know about the Lannisters marrying cousins, but same bloodline as the Targaryens? The Targaryens just flew in on their dragons from Valaryia one day, weren't the Lannisters already in Westeros? I was hardcore into the deep backstories when I first read the books and don't remember anything about them…

Seriously. It’s not as bad as Audio Science, but definitely worse than Pilot Inspektor.

I don't miss that at all. It never comes out! So many nursing tops ruined.

Thank you for making me remember Untouchable Face.

So many feels with this article! I suddenly feel like I’m an angsty teen again - Violet was MY JAM 15+ years ago! You guys who mentioned Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s, Pearl Jam’s Black, and Positively 4th Street were on point, but some missed high notes are -

Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s! Good God, I could listen to them forever. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Melissa & Doug have some some decent gender neutral options. Not exactly useful, but their toys typically aren't noisy or obnoxious.

If you're into Greek/Mediterranean food, I really loved Zaytinya. I haven't been in about 4 years, but that was our go to spot in DC (probably ate there 3/4 times) when we lived on the east coast. I don't think I've ever had a bad dish there.