THIS! I've loved Diablo Cody since The Pussy Ranch, but I loved SVH way before that. She promised a SVH movie and I won't rest until it's a reality!

Ugh, I know the answer to this one. I personally know of at least a handful of them that also don't vaccinate their animals. Because I guess they expect that they can treat it with essential oils and/or feed them a raw food diet that prevents rabies infection (or some other such nonsense).

I was pulling crock pot recipes off of Pinterest for forever and they were really hit or miss. I finally bought a legit slow cooker cookbook and everything I've made from those recipes has been really good. The prep work can be a bitch, but it's way easier knowing dinner is already under control when 6 o'clock rolls…

Please tell me you wore a gem sweater.

You forgot Diva Muffin!

I was afraid it would be a train wreck, but this is an utter delight. Get it, Gaga!

Wtf. I'm a toddler parent and I'm legitimately appalled by your friend. I'm SO not happy when my kid is a douchebag in public. I would never, ever A) take her out past her bedtime or B) take her to an upscale adult restaurant. Hell, taking her to a generic chain steakhouse at 4:30pm is iffy. You are not the bad person…

Don't worry, you're right on point here. That's totally fucking disturbing.

Manic Panic never went away!!!

Jason Biggs is a huge part of why I hate Larry, but the writers aren't doing him any favors either (maybe they're making his character particularly hatable because he's Jason Biggs and they just can't resist?). From what I gathered reading OITNB and various interviews, real life Larry is a good guy. I feel bad for him…

Don't be sad! I like to believe that this spry young lady still has at least another 10 years of service left, followed by a long retirement. She's definitely going to live to be 115.

I'm in Montgomery - we moved here for the husband's job, too. I'm from VA originally, so I thought it wouldn't be quite so shocking, but it is just so much more, well, SOUTHERN here (monogrammed clothing and big ol' trucks everywhere!). Between the PNW and living in the more liberal areas of VA, I just find myself…

I just moved to Alabama last month (from the liberal mecca of the Pacific Northwest) and it's been quite a culture shock. My husband and I just sit with our mouths agape watching the all of the local news stories ("Will churches be FORCED to conduct gay marriages? Find out at 10!) Seeing the pictures of all of the…

So last week I posted about my missing cat (http://jezebel.com/hey-guys-im-in…) and she's still missing. It's been 10 days and I was trying to be as positive as possible (like every time I walk into the kitchen I've half expected her to be at the back door), but it's becoming really difficult. I don't want to give up…

Hey guys, I'm in need of some hopeful lost pet stories.

Again, not excusable in the least. I'm with you here.

Not in any way excusable, but I'm assuming the crib was in the parent's room.

Oh dear. I'm moving to Alabama in a month and am now sad that I'll be missing competitive gingerbread house constructing season.

You must elaborate! What happened next?

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