“Grande” IS Spanish; it means “big”. It is also Italian; it means “big”. If you need any help with “Si” and “No”, just ask...

Ya, babe. I’m hispanic.

Also, he likened her to something he would eat and then was groping and poking her breast. 

I didn’t know this until just now. I’m shook. I googled it so I could “so actually she IS” you only to be laid out cold by the news that you’re correct!

Um...Ariana is not Hispanic so...

I’m voting for any dem on my ticket.

This. I can’t really envision a path to flipping the Senate, and like you said, there’s a non-zero chance that the Dems will lose seats (for example, Joe Donnelly is in a very precarious position).

As many as 45 House Republicans could lose their seats in the upcoming midterm election

This is really the most worrying part about it, that he appears to think the DOJ is a law firm he has on retainer and the AG is his personal lawyer.

Sessions will be gone no later than after midterms (my money is on Trump being unable to control himself and firing Sessions via Twitter in the middle of a Manafort-pardoning orgasm sometime in the next month). Trump will be without a replacement AG selection for several weeks because the first four people he…

Seconded for Eddie, especially because he doesn’t have any interest in forgiving Vicki for all her awful bullshit.

Agree that Simon VK, while creepy, dearly loved Alex so he gets a pass from me as well. PK is not only gross, but also literally changed Dorit’s swim wear line (including the name) without her permission and says awful, defamatory things about the other housewives to stir shit.

And yes, David Foster is revolting.

My…

#courage

He said he’d never lead with them, IIRC.

I think so? I know someone did. 

Didn’t he recently post that he was never going to link or mention the Kardashians again?

I think Russell Armstrong still takes the cake - followed by Joe Guidice. Even though this clip of him chipping his tooth still makes me cry laughing because hes such a monster.

“Me at happy hour pretending to listen to my friends but really thinking about dick.”

I would be so pissed if a random father and daughter crashed my wedding. And no way would I recognize McPhee and Foster in person to assume they were anything but.

Fun fact: Beto played bass for a little-known post-hardcore band from El Paso named Foss in the early-mid 90s. Their drummer, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, would later become known as the frontman for At The Drive-In and The Mars Volta.