You really are not an awful writer. Trolls will troll. 

Custom shit can be really ugly. These are actors/lawyers/accountants/what have you, not jewelry professionals with an understanding of proportion, design and quality. He probably had a better chance of getting a beautiful ring if he let the professionals design it and just picked the one he liked/thought she would…

Considering that it appears that everybody was taping everybody else at the Whtie House, they can’t be sure that anything won’t come out

We all know it’ll be the patented “If Jay Z can say it, why can’t the President?”

I loive in Pennsylvania and was raised Catholic. My sister asked me to be the godmother for her newborn daughter@10 years ago and I needed to get paperwork from the church to be approved. Made a call to the parish that my parents donated to faithfully for over 20 years and was told to stop by to pick up the paperwork.

Not gonna lie...Carrot Antonoff has a certain ring to it.

It’s shocking locally at least.

FBI: We’re going to steal the election from Donald Trump by framing Trump and not going after Hillary! We’re going to accomplish that by publicly announcing the Hillary investigation, publicly excoriating Hillary even as we clear her, publicly reopening the Hillary investigation right before the election, and not…

Uh no.

Yes, it is hard to understand why people don’t see the blaring hypocrisy that the Catholic Church could liquidate just a few of its property holdings and other valuable items to feed the poor in countries that keep having kids because Vatican II.

Age disparities are totally okay except when one of the ages involved is a teen. That’s when things get a little wonky.

approaching middle age?  At 46, he’s arrived! 

I generally....don’t. I mean, my work colleague is my age (mid-30s) with a husband in his 50's; they met in her mid-to-late twenties I believe. But this one skeeves me out. Because he met her when she was barely legal or maybe even before. Because she still looks like a child, specifically HIS child. Also when you’re…

Despite his success, he hasn’t quite maintained his super stardom.

Maybe he regales her with tales of the pre-smartphone era.  It was hard to reach people!  Waiting rooms were boring!

I’d have far less to say if one party involved wasn’t barely 18 when the relationship began. But yes, they seem happy.

Just based on what I remember of his comedy, the 2 of them are probably on about the same level of emotional maturity. She maybe even rolls her eyes at his bullshit, more than he does at hers.

I don’t like the idea of a 46-year-old man using the term, “fell in like,” much less one using it sincerely.

Boring.

And the Catholic Church is wondering why younger people are leaving...