Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

WITH AN ACUTE SENSE OF SMELL”

Srsly. I don’t think she even realizes how much she reveals about herself when she talks about Meghan and their dad.

Andrew is DISGUSTING. He’s best buddies with pedophile and child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew is trash. Fergie is trash, if slightly more endearing. Andrew can fucking rot in hell with his vile mate, whom he defended after knowing about his crimes. 

This comment gave me great pleasure. 

Not to mention she doesn’t come with the baggage of beating her partners. She’s also an LGBTQ icon. And an actor in an film that was nominated for a ton of awards, including the Oscars Best Picture. Oh, and she happens to be one of the best dressed celebrities out there, both for being different and visually

Alternatively, how many people couldn’t give a fuck about character so long as they stand to gain something from it, no matter how imperceptible. 

Anaheim is California’s capitol for the KKK. Just a coincidence, I’m sure. 

We are in the same boat, friend. For your skin, I just got an azaelic acid and salicylic acid treatment from Paula’s choice which literally felt like it changed my skin overnight. My makeup is even going on better since using it less than a week. I also love her retinol 2% booster and aha gel. As for the rest of it, I

Reagan was ecen more liberal by that measure, yet his still deified.

Eh. I don’t think she could feign concern for anything other than Kellyanne so well. 

Thank you!! I threw my phone down in the middle of it. I was on the sofa so it was ok. 

I am so goddamn proud to have her represent me. I need to call her office just to say thank you. She is stellar and I fucking love her.

It is ASTOUNDING to me that he looks at her circumstances and comes to the opposite conclusion as I do. If this is the same case I’m thinking if, she did everything correct to obtain an abortion. There were some hoops to jump through and he tried to keep her from doing it still. FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM. And double

She met him when he was 7 years old. Come on. 

Anthony Bourdain has spoken extensively about depression and wanting to end his life very recently, well after getting clean and successful. 

Yup. Victims can be shitty people too, sometimes all on their own and sometimes because they’re still dealing with their own trauma. This whole ordeal fucking suuuuuuuucks. Not very insightful, but goddamn the whole situation is awful. 

My college roommate bought these every week when she and her boyfriend would go to Costco. Just, like, make yourself a sandwich? What the fuck is this? ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT FUCKING YOUR MANAGER FROM THE OUTBACK I NEED TO KNOOOOOOOOW. In short, this brings me back to a not so fond period of my life. 

Lemme tell you. My parents have been married, remarried to other people, and then fucking remarried each other. Sounds like a Disney movie right? Nope. Aaaaallllllllllllllllllll the problems and resentment were still there dispute obviously really truly loving each other. Things are so much better now almost 30 years

Buy bravetart’s cookbook. She is amazing. 

I’m hoping to take the day off work and volunteer to drive people to the polls and I’ve already done some phone banking at my local Planned Parenthood, something which I’ll do every chance I get until November. We’ve got to do everything we can every way we can leading up to the election too. I’m feeling with the