I mean, that was my reaction to the Taco Bell thing. You’d think he would have looked it up!  He’s a double moron. 

And also SUPER EXPENSIVE pseudoscience! I’m a girl who’s likes a little essential oil diffuser action from time to time, I have a Himalayan salt lamp, shit like that. Those lamps make great night lights, diffusers fucking smell good and make me feel like I’m in a bougie spa. But thousand dollar colonics and cleanses…

WHAT??? Mauricio, NOOOOOOOOO!!!! You got links? 

That was my first thought after I got over the obvious idiocy from that quote. Though Catholics are kind of the worst (in general, but also specifically) about flouting major rules in the Bible (including but not limited to worshiping graven images, not worshiping other gods, and not raping children) so perhaps we are…

Don’t forget that while Texas is gerrymandered to hell and a trust red state, there are more non voters than there are die hard republicans. Beto seems like a guy that can energize and engage people like Obama did. THIS is how we kick Ted Cruzes out of Washington. 

It delights me that while most Dems and repubs can’t agree on anything anymore we can all find common ground in our hatred for Ted Cruz.

Thank you! Today is the 55th anniversary of the “I have a dream” speech. We need that dream. What seemed more impossible than black civil rights in the 60s. We can do it, we just all have to pitch in! 

Yeah. I’m hoping I can take the day off work and volunteer to drive people to the polls. It is SO important. If I had the money and free time I’d fly to another state to do it (I’m a liberal in California, so we’re in ship shape this November) because I have the luxury of choosing permanent vote by mail. 

As the loved one of an addict who how has feared for the life of that person on more than one occasion this made me ragestroke. FUCK YOU DUDE YOU FUCKING PARASITE.

Especially since 50% is still a failing grade. From a conservative bent polling source. 

At first I thought McCain was being super fucking classy to have two of his former adversaries eulogize him, and especially gracious considering that fuckery about W his daughter. It just occurred to me though that it is actually some next level shade and a final fuck you to have W have to give a speech at the same…

I love roasting them. Great in pastas and salads. 

I can’t imagine being one of HW’s accusers and confiding in her, crying with her, maybe feeling like you started healing with her and then learning about this.

You are being very generous. Even as a 14 year old anti abortion/pro choice dumb dumb I could see through that bullshit. Tangentially, one of the more blatantly obvious holes in the logic of religions with a heaven is that the fetuses never sinned so they would go straight to heaven. Catholics got rid of limbo decades…

I mean, he gets in a car every day. Is he prepared to be killed in a car accident?

It was delightfully dumb. If you’ve listened to any high brow true crime podcasts it is a pitch perfect spoof dealing with the most moronic subject. My favorite brand of comedy is both stupid and smart at the same time so I absolutely loved it. My husband balked at me when I told him I heard it was good and was highly…

That is a passive aggressive goldmine. When arguing with people like this, the best tactic is to keep your opinions and standards out of it and just focus on how they are betraying their own ideals. It avoids an us vs them, or more pointedly you vs your in-laws, mentality. They’ve been hearing for years how liberals…

A toothless man in his 80s tried to kiss me. Luckily I’d been warned so I dodged it. I worked at a winery and apparently this guy would drop his wife off at the casino and go around to all his wine memberships, have a glass and try to kiss or grope the women who worked there. Cool. 

If they start talking about immigration you can always point out the fact that the US has ALWAYS leaned on foreign labor even through the Great Depression. As for being the PC police I always tell my family that I’m not trying to be politically correct I’m just trying to avoid being an asshole, what’s wrong with…

My last period was so bad I still don’t know if I had a mild case of food poisoning or the worst case of period shits and cramp induced nausea known to woman.