My local planned parenthood is hosting phone banking events against Kavenaugh. Keep an eye out if that sounds like something you’d like to do.

I’m a wedding cake baker and the first argument was bollocks. Wedding cakes aren’t in the Bible so its fucking bullshit he’d make them macarons and lemon tarts but not a cake.

In infant in Michigan was denied services by a physician because her parents are both women. 

Are you thinking of Don Jr? I think he called Jr the R-slur. 

Seriously. Everyone makes Eric out to be the dumb one. So far he’s smart enough to smell the least like shit in that family. What’s the saying? “Better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and remove all doubt?”

BOOTSTRAPS

Seriously. If I had the money and space I’d sponsor them to move in with me in here in CA. Fuck these backwards monsters. These are parents! Communicating on their kid’s school’s official Facebook page!

But it also explains so perfectly how these two crazy kids work out so well!

My husband is 14 years older than me. When we got married we still hadn’t reached the “half your age plus 7” rule. Even though I was only a few years older than when she met Dane Cook, the difference between 18 and 21 is huge. It doesn’t help that that Dane Cook gives me major creep vibes and has for ages. 

I remember being in middle school in the 90s and one of the boys in my class made jokes-not-jokes about this brother who would come speak to the 7th graders every year about his time in the Amazon. I thought it was cruel and gross and I told him so. Turns out getting sent to the Amazon for missionary work was a…

Yeah just like her brother feels about torturing and killing dogs, Sarah doesn’t mind doing the deed as long as she doesn’t get caught.

Will bet my house that someone on Fox will say something along the lines of “Barack Houssein Obama was president for 8 years. Are you trying to tell me he’s never said the n-word?”

I know it protected the priest in my hometown who was facing a criminal trial after being found guilty in a civil trial. This was only about 10 years ago. 

OMG YES. I need someone to make a gif of this scene with Jared’s head superimposed on it. 

That’s what I assumed. Although, I’ve known people who had partners for over a decade only to find out they had been smoking heroin for nearly their entire relationship. I would hope if Bethenny knew about his drug use she’d keep him away from her daughter until he was good and clean and active in an on going recovery…

Considering his crimes took place decades ago, when exactly was his previous good character?? It isn’t like he waited a week or two. He’s been a piece of shit for almost half a fucking century. 

Jared reminds me of Agent Cooper’s tulpa. 

THIRTY-TWO?!?!?! JFC. How are we the same age? If I saw him at a high school reunion I would assume he was one of my teachers and not part of my graduating class.

I opted for Pellegrino and binging Outlander. That was all that was available at the airbnb I was at.  

I am not attending a dinner because I am having the worst fucking period of my life. First time my cramps have actually given me nausea.