Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

Ive been wanting to start my own business and I just found out that someone in the same general industry (though offers a different service entirely) has a blog related to their business with the exact same fucking name. We’re about 90 miles away from each other too, so I think it would be confusing and possibly if

Seriously. He hasn’t said shit about California all during the Thomas Fire and resulting mudslide, now thousands of homes are lost in Northern California are lost and THAT’S his response? But the duck boat sinking in Missouri gets an immediate compassionate (or whatever equivalent he’s capable of) response? FUCK YOU

I live in Santa Barbara, after last winter fire season is always. One of the first peripheral effects that hit me was the housing crisis. There were lots of homes lost and threatened in Ventura county, where LOTS of people hav been moving to since Santa Barbara is basically impossible to live in anymore. 

Jesus Chris! People said fuck them? Because rich people aren’t deserving of sympathy? Wow. I live near Montecito/Santa Barbara where we had the mudslides in January. I know people who lost loved ones and some of them were very wealthy and some were working class. They mourned the same. Even if you’re going to be fuckin

Exactly. I don’t doubt that I would not enjoy the company of that lawyer, but the bit he said about not being able to call yourself a first amendment lawyer if you only defend the first amendment rights of he people you agree with is true. It would be ideal to find a pro bono lawyer who didn’t represent Nazis it

That whole area is pretty conservative. But, ironically, that Sikh guy probably has deeper family roots in that community than the croMAGAs who beat him up. I feel like the turbin saving his life is maybevtge least ironic part of the story. 

I just celebrated my 7th anniversary and I was never once excited about getting married. But, I don’t think the issue here is your impending wedding. You need to take care of yourself first and get to some point of healing with your trauma before you can even begin to sort things out with your relationship, which

What a diiiiiiiiiiick. 

In-ear headphones are actually pretty amazing for noise cancelling. My husband has the fancy jabra elite and I have some cheapass pfaiser and both are great. I wear mine at work where it is pretty loudand it really cuts out the noise. The jabra are incredibly comfortable. The pfaiser are very good, but I didn’t know

Abuse is abuse no matter who is the perpetrator. Hitting someone who is fucked up (I DO NOT believe for a second that if she did hit him he was not high, cus that douche doesn’t look like he’s been clear headed for years) is extra messed up. My mom used to hot my dad when he was shitfaced. It is not ok under any

Allowing people to post majorly altered pictures of themselves and selling it as reality feeds misogyny. Honestly, I think the Instagram examples are much much worse because these are supposed to be real life. So many of IG influencers and celebrities are shilling supplements/teas/teeth whiteners/whatever that are

Mmm, I would go with second most boring. The literal most boring men on the planet are the ones that just recite jokes from movies and standup, never actually making their own jokes. It’s pretty close though. 

I love this story. Thank you. 

Like maybe every day for the rest of his life, maybe sometimes strapping him in and leaving him there for a little while, it’d be pretty cool if there were some power surges for extra affect.

Because he wants to create best axis! The most evil axis. Tremendous evil, people! Believe me, it’s going to be beautiful. Make war great again!

I am officially on the record as being against the death penalty and would like to continue to be so. But. This guy deserves things I am not even creative enough to think of. At the very least, this is the kind of person who should never experience another breath of air as a free citizen. I’m sure I can find 10

I’m hoping she’s the first one to get the boot.

Oh my god I saw that fool and was grateful for a second that kinja has been an absolute cock lately and locked me out. That guy was nuts. 

His own brother presided over a school where the boys in this world renowned choir were being brutalized for years. There are reports of anal rape being used as punishment. Fucking sadists. Ratzinger was in charge of handling abuse accusations and was instrumental in a lot of the cover up, therefore personally

Look, I’m not going to judge anyone for loving or hating any of these garbage people but I don’t think Bravo shows her writing because watching someone write is probably the most boring thing you could possibly show on television.