Not all women. Just the dirty dirty sluts.

He’s been unlikable for years. Ever since I heard how he reacted to being reprimanded for whipping his dick out on set of Parks and Rec. He was told basically that you can’t have your dick out on set without notifying people so they can choose not to see it. And his reaction was “It was the take they used! VINDICATED!”

I was annoyed when a male pharmacist made me wait 5 min while telling me every single risk factor for the extremely mild birth control that I had been on for over a decade. Like. Dude. I’m 32. I KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF DOES. Could you imagine this with an ED drug? Questioning some big shot in a nice suit about how often…

Your dog is adorable! Seriously! I get you on pet health decisions though. You can’t explain why they’re in pain or that you’re trying to help them get better. It breaks my heart every time I take my girl to the vet.

She is the goddamn cutest! 

Seriously FUCK anyone who tries to tell you how to live your life. Wishing you all the happiness. 

I honestly think I prefer it. Makes you less attractive to trolls. 

This was a delightful exchange. I am jealous because when I talk to my dad I have been to hold my breath hoping that politics don’t come up. Every news headline that comes up I’m like “is this gonna be the thing that breaks his support????” and every time I’m disappointed. 

You’re no fun. I would love to know your spots in Spain, esp if its on the Costa Brava. I have a friend who lives in Barcelona who is generous with his guest room and beach house. We’re going back this winter so if you have any non beach recs that'd be cool too!

That show is gold. Between losing Carrie Fisher and Rob Delaney losing his son, that crew has had a fair bit of tragedy. 

Ha! They haven’t made any moves yet. Hopefully this pipe dream will pass. For all our sakes. 

I can’t watch those shows, they give me anxiety. Codependency is the reason why they’re still together. Possibly low level personality disorders that make chaos and dysfunction their security blanket. Can you tell I’ve been in the industry a little too long??? Seriously though, storefronts are beginning to be…

I feel like Italy and the USA are in a race to see who can be the world’s shittiest developed country. I have a lot of love for Italy, but goddamn this kind of shit makes it hard.

When I learned my friends were talking about opening a restaurant the first words out of my mouth were “That sounds like a great way to get a divorce!” I’m glad they weren’t there because it was one of those things where your mouth is flapping before you’ve even finished the thought in your brain. 9/10 people who say…

Same. I’ve been very fortunate to be able to travel with a native/long time resident on nearly every international trip I’ve taken for at least part of the trip so I get a lot of good insider info, but Barcelona was just gold the whole way through. Our friend had to leave for a few days in the middle of our last trip…

I am disappointed that the Iceland avatar isn’t a rainbow painted Bjork doll.

I’m planning a trip to Spain in January! My husband and I found (dramatic pause) round trip direct flights for under $400 including taxes. We also stay with a friend in Barcelona so the trip is about as cheap as you can get. More money to spend on cava, jamón, fideua, crema Catalana, and pottery! Barcelona is my…

I just bought the Bravetart cookbook and holy hell does it look amazing. The devils food and red velvet are on the top of my list to try. I don’t even like red velvet, but this one has butter in it and brown sugar and a lot of chocolate and NO food coloring. Hopefully this heatwave in Southern California is truly over…

IIRC we live very near eachother. If there is anything I can do to help until you’re comfortable telling someone you know please let me know. I am so sorry. 

This is exactly how I feel about it. It was basically “How come this either actors got the oscar bait!? It’s my turn!” I didn’t read yesterday’s article about it, but from the quotes above it seems like her apology was a complete 180 from what was presumably a very off the cuff remark.