Oh my god. I would have murdered him   

Seriously though. Chris Pratt is only really lovable as Andy Dwyer and IRL Andy Dwyer is only tolerable as a goofy animal. This is truth. 

Aim high, girl. 

Evans is the Marry in M/F/K. Hemsworth/Pine are the F. Pratt’s just gotta go...

Pratt is negative on the list. In a perfect world I have a poly relationship with Pine, Evans, and Hemsworth and we have a Labrador retriever we call Andy because Pratt’s stint on Parks and Rec is the only endearing thing about him. We also have a one eyed black cat named April because obviously those two are forever.

Evans is a delight! Watch his clips with his brother on Seth Meyers. I’m a sucker for a sweet, funny guy though.

I think it does if he’s hawking his former student. 

Thank god she’s Canadian. She also reminds me of my mom in that she takes things at their face value and if it looks like there might be anything yucky lurking under the surface, well it’s best just not to think about it too much okay! 

I don’t even need to read the article to think of 10 different reasons why people with disabilities would need disposable straws. I meant silicone would be a good solution for able-bodied people. Nearly anything reusable is going to be a burden for people with certain disabilities and the medical community in general.…

I like making smoothies for breakfast in the summer, and thick smoothies are much easier to drink with a straw. Also, I don’t know why, but for some reason I just drink more water if my container has a straw. I fully admit it makes no sense but that’s the way it is.

Very super not surprised about the response from his colleagues considering the location. 

And Sam is a comedian! Somehow people start caring about offensiveness and political correctness when it’s a liberal woman being provocative. 

I don’t care so much about calling people cunts. While it is more inappropriate for a prosecutor to call a congresswoman a cunt than a comedian to call a presidential advisor (who billed herself as a moderate influence) a feckless cunt, I have a much bigger issue with someone who is a part of the judicial system (very…

I thought straws were especially egregious because they’re sharper and can cause more immediate problems for marine life. I’ve been using stainless steel straws at home for years and it’s not that hard. Definitely people with disabilities should be able to use whatever they need, but I wonder if reusable silicone…

It’s like saying Nazi is a slur. You mean the label for people/groups who express hateful ideology is not considered a compliment???? Come now, let’s be civil. 

Same. My husband is older and comes from a very liberal family. He’s expressed some opinions I’ve had to educate him on, but then he immediately absorbs them and influences how he feels about things in the past and his actions in the future. He’s had to do the same things for me, for what it’s worth. That being said…

The movie was also horrible on many levels. 

Well if we’re going by your logic, Democrats should be literally flinging feces at republicans after that MAGA fool threw chicken shit at the red hen restaurant. But then again you’re forgetting that I am not an employee of the American people, that my job isn’t furthering the agenda of an administration that is…

This was my first thought. I think most people who’ve worked in food service immediately went to “Well what’d she do to piss everyone off??” I really sincerely hope that if I were to ever become an overnight sensation that this the worst thing that could come out about me. I think most people would breathe a major…

Yes! Good for you! I got into a big debate with my husband about all the civility bullshit that people have talking about recently. This was civil, but she certainly gave him a piece of her mind and made him uncomfortable enough to leave. These people need to be shamed and embarrassed at every opportunity. Sometimes…