Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

You mean like how when a restaurant owner politely and told Sarah Sanders she wasn’t welcome there and then some wacko threw feces at the restaurant? Like that? 

Pfff, he’s just going to send his aides and security to go get him gold leafed macarons and that $1000/ounce cat shit coffee from Indonesia. Preferably with a police escort if posssible. 

I also think most people had no clue who most cabinet members were until trump started filling his with the worst possible people for their specific seats. Even if I know their name, I wouldn’t notice hardly any of Obama’s cabinet while eating lunch with my family. 

Literally, actually, truly, 100% manufacturing a sociopath. Look up detatchment disorder. Even if it weren’t morally wrong, it is also just against our own best interest.

100x this. “Why do they hate us so much????” I’m just holding my breath for some kind of fall out in the US from Latin American countries. Couldn’t even blame them. Not for a minute. 

I didn’t really love it, and even then I wouldn’t call it a bomb. Not even close. 

If only it would stop spitting them out...

Is this the same guy that is loud and proud about being a pedophile and has a reddit page where he advocated for pedophiles to have children in order to sexually abuse them (yes, he has a daughter)? I seriously feel like sobbing right now because this is a real and legitimate inquiry.

Not to mention Winona was with him in his viper room days when he was notorious for wrecking hotel rooms. She even talked about his toxic behavior publicly, if a little vaguely about who it was. If someone I was involved with or especially close to was accused of harassment or assault I would share my experience but

I do some PA work for an older wealthy woman a few days a week and big surprise, she gets most of her news from Fox. Today they were talking about dumb tweets from Peter Fonda, Johnny Depp, and fucking Madonna like they were coming from the leadership of Democratic Party, talking about Maxine Watters like she was

The tea party has a rage boner for her. I live in Southern California but my whole family lives up north. Whenever I drive up to visit all I see along the 5 through the Central Valley (aka Calabama) there are signs shitting on SF and Pelosi. I don’t get it, most Dems don’t really find her effective anymore and we

The cut and color combo is very soccer mom. The marchesa schmatta isn’t cultivating any goodwill either. 

I don’t think that’s far off from Lynch’s core sentiment. It is David Lynch. I don’t think I want his version of the greatest president, even if it isn’t trump. 

These are people who heard Maxine Waters say “attract a crowd and push back” and took that as inciting violence. They do not be best. They are the unbest. 

Do you have a link to one? I have Sunday off...

And invite Kennedy, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Roberts to unlimited free samples??

Gilead Pies!

I’m going to open up a business that I call a pie shop where I advertise that I serve pies with a nice variety of fillings fit for human consumption but when you come in and order your pie you actually get a steaming pile of bullshit wrapped in a perfect flakey crust.

I mentioned this anecdote elsewhere, but after the mudslide in January she tweeted something along the lines of “fuck Santa Barbara for closing the freeway, I can’t get to my boyfriend’s Concert!” Lots of people died, including my friend’s sister. Tons of people have lost their jobs, including a coworker’s parents who

Bella Thorne tweeted out some bullshit about not being able to make it to her boyfriend’s concert because the mudslides in Santa Barbara had closed the freeway. Meanwhile my friends lost their sister and their home had completely washed away down to the foundation. So, fuck Bella Thorne is what I’m saying. I will