Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

Mine sits on remotes and phones. She also likes to perch her head on what must be the most uncomfortable places. It cracks me up. She is also such a very good girl who always sleeps at the foot of the bed. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night I pet her with my feet and it makes me so happy. 

Ew. That sounds like a “Oh how nice for you!” comment. Like you said, I’m sure it is well meaning but man does it sound condescending

I don’t know if he came illegally, but his ass was blacklisted from his home country for skipping out on his mandatory military service.

I bet you can count any of her belongings that cost less than three figures on one hand.

I’m starting to wonder if maybe Eric is the smarter brother. What’s that old saying? Something about a silent fool being mistaken for a wiseman? Not that it matters either way, a ranking of that family is just a race to the bottom no matter how you cut it. 

He’s exactly the type of spiteful prick who hears his wife’s good idea and goes out and does the opposite just because he fucking can.

I thought the Spanish monarchy was full of grifters like trump and that they made nice with Franco to the point that he transferred rule back over to them when he died? The only Spaniards I know well are not enamored of their monarchy. But they’re also all Catalan so I think they may be tougher on their national

Well, Betty actually married their brother.

Wooooooow. Hope that money was worth it. You’re never going to be able to wash that stench off, honey.

And also, those fuckers work FOR US. We are their boss. We don’t have the opportunity every day, but we have the power to fire all of them.

Hugs. Don’t ever forget you’re a valued member of this community. I’m a pretty strong person and I’m feeling the same level of dispair as I did when my MIL was dying of cancer and it really looked like my dad was going to die of his addiction. It’s awful right now. I dont know if it makes it better or worse but you

“Well that is a real exaggeration, we’re only half as bad as the Nazis when you take into account the systematic murder.”

It depends on where you are. There can easily be a 20 degree difference in less than a 10 mile radius.

Me too, me too. Thousands of kids are locked up hundreds of miles away from their closest relative with literally no one looking out for their best interest? OF COURSE they are going to be abused.

Well, it used to be that we didn’t need it fucking spelled out for us. I was an unwilling captive audience for Tucker Carlson’s show this afternoon and holy fuck I don’t know that I heard him utter a syllable that genuine or honest. It was seriously vile how much he lied. And his dumb fucking mug when the guest dared

These poor children. We know for a fact that this can have deep, long term psychological impacts. Anyone hear of detachment disorder? No touching the children? Dear lord. How could anyone possibly work here and participate in this?

Even the Nazis kept children with their mothers.

This woman and her child would’ve been kept together in a fucking Nazi death camp for Christ sake. DO BETTER THAN NAZIS!!! THAT IS CURRENTLY THE BAR THAT I WANT ICE TO CLEAR.

This is worse than al the other shit combined. And, I think that Winehouse shit is pretty fucking bad.

Evans can race to the bottom of my...bottom? I don’t know. But he can get it is what I’m trying to say.