Pratt is the K. Just for the record I’d F any and all of them though.

I’ve never had a kid, but I remember my girlfriends talking about how much more painful waxing was when they were pregnant. So fuck that! And regardless, fuck the concept that women (or anyone) needs to do anything cosmetic to their genitalia. People need to do whatever the fuck they want* with their junk, no more no…

Pine is the most red carpet hot, Hemsorth is the most centerfold hot, but Evans is the most real man in my bed hot. Also, his appearances with his brother on Seth Meyers is GOLD.

He wears Gadsden flag shirts and is definitely at the very least a MAGA sympathizer. He enjoys killing wild animals for fun and treats his pets super shity.

Sure, if you’re into MAGA bros who allegedly cheat after they get cut and more famous than you. In real life he seems to have most of the worst aspects of Andy with few of the best parts.

I suspect I have PF and the best professional looking shoes I’ve found that don’t kill my feet are Swedish style clogs. I have a mix of a few different brands, you can get a mid heel (2-2.5 inch of actual heel when you subtract the platform) and they have arch support (varies by brand though) for days. To help cushion…

I would have been much happier if she was one of those smart as fuck, bored out of their mind geniuses and the vapid movie star thing was just a persona. Bonus for a plot line involving her wanting to write/direct/produce women driven material and she had an fem crew working on set.

It’s something my dad does for my mom, she hates going to the gas station so if he runs an errand he’ll take her car and fill up the tank. I hate putting away the dishes. I don’t mind doing them, but I hate putting them away. My husband hates scrubbing toilets. You don’t have a certain chore that you just loathe?

I have such a real man/celebrity crush on Patrick Wilson. Basically, he seems like a normal dude who happens to be incredibly talented in a field where any amount of success means you get at least a perfunctory level of fame. But he’s just a guy in Dad jeans who picks his kids up and forgets to get half and half at…

The thing about Bourdain that set him apart was his ability to self reflect. He was a rare public figure that apologized and recognized when he was wrong without issue. They weren’t bullshit, he knew when he messed up and wasn’t afraid to say it. He was honest about everything in his life including himself. That is…

I’m just crossing my fingers that when we finally kick his dumb ass out (🤞🤞🤞🤞) that our allies will be like “ok, guys, that was crazy. Let’s not do that again. Have you learned your less in? Ok, bring it in!” I know that is never going to happen but a girl can hope.

I can’t watch the apology in full until I get home from work, but from the quotes it seems like she’s apologizing to women who have experienced that word as a form of harassment and who have no interest in reclamation and to the immigrant children who are much more deserving of outrage than a four letter word. I’m ok…

You’d think people could figure out some kind of happy medium between not reporting that Nixon beat the shit out of his wife and keeping the details of a fashion designer’s last words to her teenage daughter. For fucks sake!

Ok, my new theory about Melanie is that she got so pissed about his dirty laundry being headline news that her disappearance (and resulting coverage) was her punishment. He must have some kind of affection towards her otherwise he wouldn’t try to hold her hand in public. She clearly cannot stand to be near him, hence…

The top two contenders for me are plastic surgery or an emotionally necessary break. One of them I couldn’t care less about and the other is none of my business.

Oh, sweet Jinni. You are confusing the traditional understanding of what a joke is (a remark that brings some level of mirth and mutual enjoyment to those who hear it) with the asshole understanding of what a joke is (a remark that elevates your position above another’s so you can laugh at their misfortune). It is a…

Bless you. Things were feeling really fucking bleak and this is a silver lining on this Dirt Bag.

How cool and very chill!

So...a feckless cunt?

People can get married at a drive thru in vegas. Maybe some weddings are sacraments, but they certainly aren’t all sacraments.