Also, I love dogs and I hate (non pet) rats and mice, but I would immediately spontaneously combust out of horror if my dog killed a wild New York rodent. I could never let her kiss my face again, and what life is worth living if it is absent of puppy kisses?????

Fuck Mario Batali. Just, by the by, you want some downhome, European influenced comfort food that hasn’t been tainted by the stench of sweaty, lecherous men? Go to Prune. Gabrielle Hamilton is in no way perfect, but I would be completely shocked if she allowed this bullshit to flourish in her restaurant.

I assumed in is an r lisp that she has? Maybe she was just being sensitive to people with an s lisp? This much thought is entirely too much thought on the subject.

Have you seen the new velour brand of lashes at Sephora. They look super subtle. I usually do two or three of those individual falsies on the outer corner because full lash sets look nothing but obvious on me, I think it’s because I have kind of heavy lids? Anyway, the bands on these are very fine and the lashes look…

I have no doubt she has it, I had a roommate who had it as well. I doubt doubt her struggles in any way, but there is a crossover of her emetophobia symptoms with ED symptoms that are really unsettling to me.

Her face really is stunning. She has the same sort of internal glow that Lupita Nyong’o has that makes them seem like celestial beings or something. I’ve never been a tiara person, but that deco piece was perfection and perfect with her style. Clean, sleek, minimal but still structurally interesting, all while being…

I made a salad with arugula, roasted carrots and chickpeas, kalamata olives, avocado, and harissa dressing. SO good. I’m making something something primavera tomorrow. I have basil, peas, artichoke, lemon, garlic, feta, and a frilly oddball pasta. Can’t wait!

That tiara made up for it though. Damn.

There’s a young woman I follow because she is so incredibly talented, but she talks about her emetophobia (fear of vomiting) in a way that really feels like it’s glorifying ED. It’ll be pictures of her pushing her food around talking about how she’s forcing herself to eat or unable to eat. Then there’s all the…

Well Jill Stein is probably interviewing lawyers right now.

My favorite teacher from high school taught at columbine. He only left a few years before it happened. I’m only a couple years younger than you and it’s crazy because after columbine I never thought “oh this could happen to me in my school” and now I think about it all the time. I know someone who had tickets to that…

Am I thinking of the subway stairs? I’ve never lived in nyc but I’m a frequent visitor with a decades long resident. I love the shame laws though. In CA people don’t even abide by the “don’t block the whole shit” rule.

Camilla got married first.

And also Camilla didn’t want to marry him. She was v into Mr Parker Bowles.

Sean Mendes is not the director married to Kate Winslet, I know that much.

I’ve had a second dog for a month (owner is out of town and we are doing a BIG favor) and I have made a unilateral decision that we cannot get another dog until we have a yard. Two leashes, one person, and busy sidewalk a bad combination.

They didn’t know his name last time.

And CONTRIBUTING TO OUR ECONOMY. I live in a city where for about half the year you hear more foreign languages than English, who’s to say that these people he yells at aren’t tourists? Not that it matters either way since we don’t even have an official national language!

YESSSSSSSS. A+ trolling.

Or fucking spring for a goddamn car service to avoid running in the street like a moron.