Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

Right? What a fucking knob. All he has to do is live in Switzerland or France or whatever. He beat the system and he’s still fucking whining?????? And people still don’t believe privilege is a thing...

Yesyesyesyes. It isn’t so difficult to feel bad about the loss of a great artist/politician/teacher/friend when you put the blame on the person responsible for it. THEY are the cancer, not the media reporting on it or the victim/survivor telling their stories.

Totally agree with everything you just said. And being a good AG who fights for women is just simply not enough if you abuse women after you clock out.

Goddamnit. No matter how many times I tell myself not to comment on the internet before I’ve had my coffee I never listen. But, yeah, she is 100% Laura Bush realness right there. If you’re going to go for a First Lady look, it’s Shelly O or bust.

Not to mention, I don’t think Trump being forcibly removed — especially by a Dem majority Congress — would be good for the state of politics in this country long term. You can be sure every democrat in a red or purple district would be out in the next election. Imagine a Jones/Moore election after Jones voted to

It’s Barbara Bush cosplay and I want to burn it to the ground.

Yeah...pant legs don’t get trains Kendal.

Did you have hear what Lena Waithe said when asked about her outfit? “To me it boils down to being yourself. We’re all made in his image, right?” Best dressed, best interpretation, best statement, bested all of them.

Why does she look like Barbara Bush? Honey, nooooooo.

There is a street in my city that doesn’t allow any parking. I assume it must be a private road as it is flanked by mini gated communities so the must have banded together and agreed there should be no street parking allowed. The street leads to a nature preserve and eventually a nude beach if make a concerted effort,

I know someone who has worked directly with Tambor. This person said they didn’t witness sexual assault or sexually predator behavior, but that none of these allegations are shocking based on the other ways he acts on set. Vile creature is right, according to this friend. No amount of money was worth working with him

I have a dog that gets spooked by certain things. It’s fucking nuts to see people look for a reaction from her. She’s been growled at by men, lunged at with no warning, picked up by strangers without asking. I have no answers unless being a hermit is an option.

My husband doesn’t drink and he has politely declined drinks multiple times only to have a glass of wine poured and placed in his hand a minute later. I don’t understand the determination to get people to drink.

Does he get 1/2 a point for not listing oriental?

Thank you, kind sir or madam. I can internet about as well as a Don Blankenship can talk to camera.

And then people like me who others think is a big ol cunt when really I’m socially anxious and find it much more comfortable to sit at home with my dog than go to your thing with your friends I don’t know.

Oooh! Someone asked him about racism and his “China people” comment.

The two little girls at the end seal the deal for me. It’s like someone intended to make a political ad based on the doge meme. Just another addition to the “In a sane world, this would be satire” file.

I just laughed alone in my living room for 10 minutes. It looks like an SNL spoof. I don’t even know what to do with myself right now.

I read someplace that her greatest strength as press secretary is her ability to deaden a room. With a news cycle that is so supremely excitable, all these scandals, all the hype, having someone who just sucks the energy out of the room is an absolute blessing.