American Vandal was pitch perfect.

I haven’t read the book, but you’re making me feel really good about my “Soooo, Kendrick murders Lively.” assumption. I thought fir a second I was listening to too much true crime.

Oh my lord. I love her. Muah, you dirty birdy!

Adding a whole grain to a salad and a vegetable side to her salmon is a pretty minimal caloric increase though. I see it more as adding fiber and vitamins than anything else. I agree that it is incomplete, but more because it isn’t well rounded than because there aren’t enough calories. You could just as easily starve…

I make my own nut milk, but instead of straining it I use the whole nut and pulp as the smoothie base. Makes it creamier, more filling, high fiber, etc etc. I rotate almonds, walnuts, pistachios, and hazelnuts into the mix. My favorite is a kind of bulletproof matcha smoothie with matcha tea, cinnamon, turmeric, a…

That’s because the Kardashians are all surface. Minor controversy fuels them in the long run. Kanye is picking at deep, fresh wounds.

Eh, add some protein or a whole grain to the salad and some veggies to the fish and it isn’t far off from what I eat when I’m not too tired or busy to cook for myself. Salad gets a bad wrap because most people don’t know what they’re doing. Fuck the smoothie bowl though. I’ll make a smoothie, but I drink it out of a…

Sorry to be that person Bobby, but it’s Kenneth Lonergan.

Edit: I fucked it up. Roy Moore’s Jewish lawyer actually supported Doug Jones

Details please!

The Trumps are the new Habsburgs.

A few clarifications/corrections:

Did he know you were married? Then he is being a dick for holding you solely responsible. I met my husband when I was in a 2 year relationship. It wasn’t a great one and it was well past it’s expiration date, similar sounding to yours but much less serious on all fronts. After I had decided to end it but before I…

I’ve only heard clips, but I don’t know what you expect when it is a) a roast, b) the chicken shit doesn’t even show up, and c) you hire a writer from the daily show d) who is a woman of color. The only news worthy WHCD were from the Obama years because he was as good or better than the professional comedians. The…

Fucking ew on the special boy party. I’ll take a cash grab over that bullshit any day.

A more generous viewing of the diapers being on the registry is that they wanted to give people an inexpensive and very practical gift option. I’d be stoked as an unsentimental and often broke person to be given a green light on something that I know they’ll use and isn’t a bajillion dollars.  And registries aren’t…

Oooh, that’s gotta be a big one after she was robbed in Paris.

I’m in goddamn California and a friend from high school’s wife spent a fortune on bows and flowers for their daughters. Some of them were BIGGER than the baby’s head. I had the biggest crush on him in high school and now thinking about it makes me feel deep shame.

Same. I don’t like to to discuss my experience because I know a lot of people who were molested as children or experienced the GOP “rape rape” type of sexual assault. But, I mean, I said “no” and “wait” and “hold on” and I was so unaroused that my hymen broke even though I had been sexually active for nearly a year.

This is how I feel about most comedians.