Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

I mean, as a woman I’m much more likely to die at the hands of someone like this dipshit than someone affiliated with ISIS. In fact, the last incel to get national coverage for mass murder was in my community.

I’m pretty sure they nabbed him via familial DNA. They also determined he was the Visalia Ransacker.

Carson’s bit in todays barf bag has me absolutely fuming. It is just so cruel, made doubly so by the fact that he wouldn’t have been able to accomplish a fraction of what he has without the help of the government as a child. WE JUST WANT EVEYONE TO HAVE THE SAME OPPORTUNITIES THAT MADE YOU WHAT YOU ARE YOU FUCKWIT.

Only a Trump would attempt to pass off pilaf as jumbalaya. Moron.

I mean, I’m a chef and I know a guy who was fired for wrecking the company van while high. If you can get canned for that in my line of work then what the fucking hell was this guy still doing at the goddamn White House!

Winston Churchill was also a dick. My dad quotes the “You, sir, are drunk!”/“And you, madam, are ugly. But I will be sober in the morning.” all the fucking time. All the time.

Holy shit. The guy who sleeps in the parking structure below my condo sounds like a Rhodes Scholar compared to that.

Are we talking on the freeway too? Because fuck them. Clogging up traffic, being rude AF, and it’s fucking dangerous. I hate driving. So yeah WALL

Actually I can, since it wasn’t properly stored in a safe. This was my dad’s roommate after he divorced my mom so between my family and his friend’s family there were four kids on the property ranging from 5-18 years old. If the ex wife could get to it any one of us could too. Oh yeah, not to mention their girlfriends

Oh shit, THAT’S her? I remember seeing this video thinking I couldn’t see where she was. Rough, indeed. That’s what malnutrition does to you. Ugh.

Woah, did you know about the sex stuff in 2007 or did you just sense bad culty weirdness?

You’re right but I would also happily die of pettiness if she changed her bio to “Winner of the Popular Vote in the 2016 Presidential Election.”

He fucking came right out and said after the election “I’m not going to investigate Hillary, it just sounded good at the time.” Yeah, he drops truth bombs from time to time in breaks between gushing lava flows of rancid bullshit.

It’s really annoying how it’s being hyped. I’m not surprised that a lot of people are bothered by it because of how it’s being reported. I remember there was a little kurfluffle when Obama didn’t go to Nancy Reagan’s, but that was mostly in the farther right circuit. This is getting more mainstream coverage and I’m

So, I hate Trump as much as any reasonable person, but his skipping the funeral is actually keeping with protocol. Obama didn’t go to Betty Ford or Nancy Reagan’s funerals. Apparently the last time a sitting president went to the funeral of a former first lady was when JFK attended Eleanor Roosevelt’s. Everything else

There actually was mention of it from the right wing media. So, people getting up in arms about trump is annoying. Not to mention, I doubt Barbara Bush would want him there!

On Wednesday I made pistachio cake (Molly yeh) with mascarpone whipped cream (smitten kitchen) and lillet soaked strawberries (my brain). It was as divine as it sounds. Lillet soaked strawberries is maybe my new favorite thing on the planet. I added a little bit of sugar and vanilla bean paste to make extra extra.

My friends had this in plexiglass at their place in Brooklyn. They were about as in fancy as you can get while still affording your own place in Williamsburg. Unfortunately for Tay this doesn’t protect your windows.

Oh there’s a decent overlap, it’s libertarian bullshit.

My dad is a “responsible gun owner” who’s assault style rifle was stolen by his roommate’s ex wife. She traded it for drugs and it was recovered years later in a drug bust. My friend’s dad, also an “RGO,” was cleaning his gun and accidentally fired a round into the floor. Luckily it was the floor. He promised not to