(((Looks down at boobs...))) I already have a pair. Now what? Oh. How bout you top being a DICK!

Someone added me to a FB page against the common core. Not knowing about it, I decided to stay and read. There were some (what I considered) valid points on educational issues about it, but then the guy who started the page started in on how it will teach kids to accept homosexuals and goes against his Christian…

Thank you all. I'm not always sure of what to say or how to answer people. it's a little surreal.

My mom has terminal cancer. This made me cry with excessive snot. Gross. But it does a heart good to see it.

This is horrifying. I really didn't know this kind of extreme thing happened in elementary school until my friend, a school nurse, had a seven year old tell someone "I want to smash your head with a brick." When she was talking to the kid, he started crying and said "Sometimes, I say the wrong thing and I want to beat…

Definitely! Ever hear the phrase "Some people should come with a warning label?" This could definitely be considered one.

But pop rocks are not just poppy, but they are also hard and kind of sharp. Maybe next time they can just go do it in a gravel road. Yikes.

Yes, you believe him because all men have sexual relationships with and marry women who viewed them as a father figure, the minute she turns 18 and a not a second later.

Aside from being a little more naked and famous, he reminds me a lot of some of the more icky OK Cupid profiles I've seen.

Yeah, I don't care. He can rest his face on me all he wants. He did ask for consent.

You and me both, sister! And fuck that jerkwad! Yeah not eloquent, but it's how I feel!

I totally understand. I'm straight but asked for specific parameters from people who msg me (ie: non smoker, certain age). I'm 44. I received a msg from a guy in his 20s. I politely told him no thank you because of the age, and he says "Well, I don't mind! You look a lot younger!" I had one guy asking me about foot…

Loved it!!

In every picture I have ever seen of Jesus, he had long hair. Do you suppose they would kick Jesus out of their Christian school for not conforming to the dress code? So much for "It's what's in a person's heart that counts."

I totally understand that. I have an Aspie kid, and he doesn't always like stuff that other kids like. He saw a classmate when we were in a restaurant one night and tried to say hi to him, and the kid totally dissed him. My son didn't really notice, but I thought it ironic that they taught my kid social skills in…

Yeah, I'm thinking there would be call kinds of other places that knife should go. He completely icks me out. Always had since the whole Soon-yi thing. Also, Woody and Soon-Yi now have two adopted daughters maybe a little older than Dylan was during the alleged assault. Just....ewww

You can add me to this group. I have tried multiple times to finish it, and just could not.

My daughter is 14, and told me yesterday that a boy in her gym class pulled out her pony tail and told her she could not have it back until she gave him a hug. She told me she said "Whatever!" and walked off, but I am wondering who told this boy that this was an appropriate way to get to touch girls? I know I sound…

I am completely with you on this one. Cheating hurts. I seriously doubt the wife refused to divorce the cheating husband in all 3 cases of friend messing around with a married man. When you mess with/seek to destroy a family unit, you're hurting more than yourself. You're destroying a family. I'm divorced because…