10,000 stars for the Dead Like Me reference.

Exactly, it’s like how on Dead Like Me she explains how she loves Halloween but not for the candy or costumes. Just to get to peek into people’s houses / worlds.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”

I read not too long ago that sharks are basically the ocean’s toddlers--always sticking stuff in their mouth to learn about it. If they wanted to eat you, they’d eat you (Tangentially, I also recently learned that human blood does not set off shark feeding frenzies, because we don’t smell like shark food. Fish blood…

I don’t know, but YOU LEAVE KETCHUP OUT OF THIS.

LOL its just something my granny taught me! That’s funny!

Sounds like the plot of a Fear Street

I am just a rich girl
And my story’s often told
In People, Star & Jezebel
For a pocketful of clicks
Such are “articles”
All lies and jealous jest
Still, a girl hears what she wants to hear
And disregards the rest...

Team Cal’s Coat

I think it’s a reference to both that and the new 4-person team rule for Tokyo.

Earlier today, Bobby spoiled the end of Titanic :(

That cracked me up. I hate that shit too - it reminds me of those decorative prints you can get at places like Bed, Bath & Beyond that’s like, a watercolor-painted saxophone with rainbow music notes coming out of it, and at the bottom: “Music.” OH IS THAT WHAT THE SAXOPHONE IS DOING THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING I NEVER…

I teared up at the headline.

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

So you guys, I don’t mean to brag (I’m totally bragging) our wedding photos are way cooler than that header photo.

Is Kelsey Grammer okay? Radar doesn’t seem to think so!

Looks like this asshole is going to get a visit from the Secret Service, huh?

Secret Service, please make sure it’s this guy and Not the delightful Joe Walsh who played guitar and sang with The James Gang and The Eagles.

You are a class act.

You’re a keeper, JE. Mad respect for answering an outraged commenter with such patience and kindness. The internet desperately needs more people like you. ❤