Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

It’s decent if you’ve had at least 2 glasses of wine and you’re in the mood for that kind of movie.

Notting Hill rules.

All I see is blue and black

Bob may be only an amateur historian but that is some professional level snark.

Okay, I HAVE, so I guess I get an opinion.

Okay but I am that one who actually does want to hear everyone’s crazy dreams.

Right, this could be solved by telling her fiancée to avoid watching the episode, therefore he wouldn’t see her dress or potentially jinx their entire marriage.

Okay, yeah, the Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna thing is totally a publicity stunt. Calling it now.

It’s the true circle of life.

Weiss went on a “detox/overall good-common-sense program” that banned dairy, gluten, sugar, alcohol, coffee, and “pretty much any of my other favorite foods.”

Fucking Dance Academy man.... It was like “here is a teen show about ballet dancers” at first then it was all “here is the black hole where my emotions used to be”

No not ‘Abe Lincoln’ I said ‘Hey Blinkin’

I hate people who leave their bags on! Not only is it rude it’s a good deal to have all your shit stolen out of your bag while you stand there like an idiot.

I was trying to take my backpack off on the 1 the other day and some asshole kept pushing up against me. DUDE THIS WILL BE SO MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF US IF YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING SECOND. Idiot. ><

THIS. I never cede to a backpack on the EL, ever.

This is my favorite cultural exchange ever. I love when two people who can’t really talk share something that everyone loves, and that’s the empty middle seat. Bless y’all.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…