I love Gilmore Girls but as time goes on, and as I rewatch it more and more, I’ve come to realize that the Gilmore girls themselves are actually terrible people.

I’m on team #grownupjess. But I’m #teamlogan before #teamdean every. Fucking. Day.

I’m Team Logan.

that is just, all the levels of amazing.

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

What do you think you are, some kind of master chef? Leave the work to the pros.

All of Wilson Phillips? Are you sure it wasn’t just them drunk on a public bus?

So, my experience of Chicago is limited to one November weekend* in 2010(?), but I can safely say if someone had told me I had to spend any part of it outside w/o a hat I would have stabbed them in the eyeball.

Then maybe they should stop forcing them to do pointless live shots. There’s literally no reason for the above clip to be her in front of an abandoned church. Have her be inside and show video or a photo of the church. When I was in j-school, the professors just RAILED against the pointless live shot, and yet, THAT’S…

I think the one trait that misogynists (of any gender) find truly repulsive in women is ambition. It causes them authentic, stomach-tightening revulsion. The idea of a woman being open about what she wants her career to look like and visibly working hard for it seems to genuinely disturb them.

it was clear after just a minute of using it that I’d have to learn a better way than the way I use a disposable. I was surprised at the sharp difference, before that I’d always thought that a razor is a razor, of course it’ll work like any other razor.

The name comes because they are, naturally, safer than the straight razors that predatd them. However, they remain safe because the guard covers all but the tip of the razor and guides it along your skin. I get less nicked than I did with the newfangled one. It takes a little time to retrain yourself to use a lighter…

Safety razors don’t care what gender you are. They just want to save you money.

It was a bloodier time, brother against brother, sister against sister. For, you could trust no one and the nights were long and the days longer. The streets ran thick with Canola oil, the air heavy with the scent of white cheddar flavoring....

Under My Thumb is absolutely about a terribly dysfunctional relationship, but the lyrics are pretty clear that the power dynamic was at one point fully in the other direction.

I remember reading several years ago that a woman unexpectedly gave birth in a hotel room, and the maid freaked out because she thought it WAS a crime scene.

The five dollars part totally saved it .

KAZZZOOOOOOOOOS is brilliant! But god, much as I want to give it #1 the image of the real #1 sitting next to that customer and shoveling popcorn into her face is brilliant. “Here ground! This is for you! Don’t worry chair, it’s not free if I give it to you!”

KAZOOOOOOOS!!! is really great. I was howling and rocking like a Weeble with tears streaming down my face for 2 solid minutes...and that’s having read it before! The first time, I was incapacitated and needed my inhaler.

I got blocked by Richman. I tweeted at him “it looks like food is winning.”