I just get the impression she's sneering her way through every report.

That's basically her tour though. And it was awesome.

It's funny you say that because I saw her current tour, and there's a song that uses "fuck," and she asked the audience to sing that part for her because she can't make herself say it anymore now that her kid is old enough to understand it.

The fact that Diane Kruger is friends with January Jones makes me like JJ a lot more.

You're not missing anything. The coconut is terrible and tastes like runny sunscreen.

You will easily lose a weekend catching up, but it will be SO WORTH IT.

The Emperor's New Groove is woefully underrated. Brother Bear just makes me sob; partly the story and partly bc I think it's the last cartoon-type movie I ever watched with my dad.

That is truly fantastic. It's like the end of an episode of My Strange Addition: Bridezillas edition.

Our gym seems to be running package deals fairly often, which makes it a little more manageable, but I hear you on that. I also really like my trainer bc she told me a story about how a family wanted her to train their 12-year-old daughter and take her measurements, and she refused. "I won't give her doubts about her…

We joined a gym for the winter months, and I have to say, I am loving my personal trainer. I'd always been intimidated by them in previous gyms, but we got some discounted sessions as part of our signup deal, and it's really given me so much more confidence. I take what she teaches me, which is all resistance bands,…

It actually makes me like her a little more to see that she just threw her hair up during the reception despite knowing how many pictures of it would be out there. It makes me feel like she's down to earth.

You just reminded me to immediately rewatch all of Dead Like Me.

Bethany United Church of Christ in Chicago. It was beautiful all around, especially knowing the person who married us shared our values. Also the picture on the wedding page of their website showed the civil ceremony of two male long-time members, and recently they brought the pastor to California with th for him to…

My pastor told us the day we met him, "Your ceremony is up to you, but if you want me to ask who gives the bride away, you're going to have to find another church. Women aren't property."

You have made me SO very happy.

I'm totally bringing this picture to my next haircut. I can dream!

Mine too. I actually won a trivia thingy at work with that nugget.

"Why, I'm Martin van Buren!" Oh, you guys are NOT the only ones!

I love this story so much!

I was going to throw my vote in for Alba Botanica Very Emollient Body Lotion, but now I want to look into shea.