I went to do his 'Dateable' quiz just now, out of interest/hate and thought it would be funny to write my name as 'Vagina'. I have a terrible sense of humour.

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

As a person with dumped/stray babes I can not tell you how often I think about hurting the people who hurt them. Like, I want to hunt them down and break them.

I'm sorry, I wish I could kick this man in the nuts.

I hope that guy dies in a fire. That's not Internet rage; I really hope that is what happens to that guy. Death by fire.

Even if he could be rehabilitated, what's the point? There are plenty of dogs who haven't attacked children and shelter workers that are euthanized every day for lack of homes. It sounds cold, but that's always what I go to when these cases come up and people advocate for the dog to be saved. There are so many dogs…

I'm actually in favor of jail time for animal abuse. Same as child abuse- you're torturing something that can't defend itself and depends on adults for its life.

WTf. I haven't played GTA5 and was unaware that this was the voice actor for Trevor. Pretty much the only funny part of the show was this guy.

Because only available in automatic. Should be a crime. :(

How can anyone be anti-masturbation? Along with dark chocolate and cats, it's the only thing that makes life worth living.

I just hope he washed his hands before shaking hands with that bishop.

going out tonight and unsure of how to dress.. wait, I've got it ..LIKE A FLESH BUFFET!