Given that she looks like the hot pockets, tater tot casserole and Mountain Dew type, she probably won’t request to be grass fed but she likely will implore the judge to set her free to spree off on a pre-paid vacation or attend Westboro Church convention.

They haven’t been wrong so far. We’ll see how many people actually get convicted over this. My conservative estimate is zero. 

She felt fine. Because despite her credibly threatening to shoot them, the FBI treated her respectfully and professionally. They did their best not to damage the door on her trailer (and secured it before they left), made sure the handcuffs were comfortable, protected her head and neck as she was placed in the vehicle…

58-year-old Suzanne Kaye

They keep calling themselves “Patriots”, like it’s some force field shielding them from any responsibility or repercussions of their actions.

So much dumb!

I’m kinda reminded of one scene in that horrid remake of Utopia in which two assassins go to kill one of the main character’s dad, and before they do it, the guy asks if it’s because of some unrelated conspiracy theories that he’s been following. And they said yeah—because why not let him die happy?

I feel like this is…

Oh that’s exactly what this is.  Liquid courage, stupidity, and a victim complex is what we’re seeing here.

Now that’s a MAGA I can get behind!

2A was to protect slave patrols. Bet she’d on those in a heartbeat. 

Maybe she thought she was one of the Bundys?

I can’t get over the absurdity of believing that the 1st and 2nd amendments give you full freedom to just do whatever you want, to anyone...as long as you’re ‘American’ a.k.a. White.

Wonder what kind of way Dixie Ann was feeling when that Jack Daniels wore off, the TikTok was already out there and The Man was at her double wide door, talking about “you gonna shoot who?”.

A drunk mind speaks a sober heart. Y'all remember that for your personal life. Somebody gets drunk and talks crazy to you.... They mean it. 

Man...I really thought we were done with this Capitol riot shit.

She’s probably one of those sad adults that think getting blind drunk and doing stupid shit is so coooool and edgy.

Yes, threatening FBI agents always makes things better.

“You’re very special people. We love you all.”

She sounds just like Granny Clampett, and my audio ain’t even turnt up.

“Ah knows ma rights!”