Salmon, green beans, rice pilaf... like a good little socialist.

Compassionate conservative: I got mine, fuck you.

Yep, Today I Learned that getting the service you paid for is now Communism.

I feel cheated.

May he rot in hell. I will never forget him putting a picture of Chelsea Clinton up on his pathetic attempt at TV and calling her “The Family Dog.” There are too many other ugly things to list but that one made me wish that Bill & Hillary were the murderers The GOP made them out to be for years. They could’ve started…

Later, Jerkass!

My heart goes out to the people of Texas.

I think I’ll go for quesadillas.

Can I get a small loan from my real estate, slum-lord father to buy some?

For months I would see Rush Limbaugh trending on Twitter and think “Is he finally dead?” only to be disappointed. Today was the exact opposite. I thought “Nope, you aren’t going to fake me out again,” only to click in and see Satan finally called him home and that was right after seeing Trump Plaza imploded.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH, Y’ALL!

“Only the strong will survive and the weak will parish,” he wrote.

These times are exposing who’s really weak and dependent. And it’s not the people who are struggling for survival. It is the ones that are OK with handouts as long as they are called tax cuts, bail outs, insider trading profits and “fundraising”. But don’t try to feed people who are suffering because of a plague or…

So what’s everyone having for dinner?

Don’t talk about pissing on his grave, that is gross. People are dancing there.

Rot in hell you racist, homophobic, misogynist, womanizing drug addict.

Rush Limbaugh, the  sex tourist and  drug addict whose  four marriages, mockery of people after their deaths and  overt  racism and misogyny made him a beloved icon of American conservatism, is dead at 70.

Do snowshoes come with bootstraps?

I’m not sure people think things through before they speak, I’m almost certain they don’t. Best way to make sure people don’t know you’re ignorant is to not confirm it. Rick Perry is in the same boat.

Everything’s big in Texas, most notably their assholes but not their IQs.  And fuck Lush Rimjob too!  See ya!