Alan’s gonna be soooo pissed.

Is it worth getting a vpn for?

Nice trolling.

Do you mean a ‘hiding in the closet in her undies’ version?

Is he a eunuch?

True, up to a point, but you have to admit that that is in the most part because text lacks inflection.

So you’re able to get irony across in a single sentence? Without even using italics?!?! Are you a professional? Because you should be.

This is the definition of inanity.

I can’t wait for the documentary about the true origins of monopoly to come out. It might change a few people’s perceptions of this ‘fun game’.

Speaking as a Brit, I found this article to be very funny.

Unlimited funds for oversized Tonka toys. But no money for America’s crumbling infrastructure...

Actor can act! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!!

Alissa, by your tone it would seem you feel Whole foods have no case to answer. I beg to differ.

Soooo kitch.

Can anyone explain why the Enterprise has little round portholes and large square windows in randon places?

How do you feel about the US military sending eighteen year olds to their deaths in the service of American business interests?

It’s finished now.

BBC radio 6music are playing a great tribute to Bowie right now.