So what are they saying... that a bear can’t rape a man because it’s female?

I looove that idea!!!

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.

I give up.

Yup teacher sounds totally reasonable here. Like nothing about this assignment sounds like it needed to be done in school. The only legit complaints would be from kids without access to computers or the internet, and I hope she’d accommodate those students.

Welcome to the real world, kids. Nobody gets a break in the age of technology. I love how the one kid exaggerates and pretends like a hoax terror threat somehow equates to “we probably dying.”

Look. People who defend these virginity types act like it’s a neutral, thus totally respectable choice. But guys/women like this think the rest of us pro-sex people are sluts and used cars. So I have zero inclination to respect their choice. I respect their right to make it, but not the choice itself. Fuck’em.

That’s what amazes me. “Yes, I failed to follow policy, but no one ever follows policy, so it doesn’t count!” That’s not a defense. It’s a claim that the reckless disregard is a chronic problem, and they’re damned lucky they didn’t kill someone before now.

Failing to buckle a detainee in IS no excuse. His defense mostly rests on the assertion that he never buckled anyone in (not once, they claim in his entire 160-or-whatever arrests he was involved in) in direct defiance of department policy. If your defense is 90% “Well, I was incompetent for a really long time before…

I feel like in everything I’ve ever seen her she’s been... she’s white, and has a quite pale olive complexion at the very most. What is up with how they’ve changed her natural skin color on the cover? I guess it’s no different than lightening Beyoncé’s skin tone. It’s just so fucking awful when they do that to people.

It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.

It’s appalling how well the media twisted the story to get everyone on the corporation’s side. It’s so telling when they were interviewing people on the street and they were all against her until they saw her injuries, the ones news outlets never ever showed.

The widespread belief that the Hot Coffee woman won an outrageous amount for a frivolous case in which she (as the ignorant believe) was 100% at fault actually has caused a lot of problems. Spreading falsities can actually be harmful. But I’m sure the victim in that case appreciates your being so dismissive of her…

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.

This happened to my brother. He met his girlfriend’s (now wife, surprisingly after this) family for the first time at their annual holiday bash - lots of extended family and friends. Anyway, after shaking hands with dozens of people, he decided to take a break and sat next to the fireplace to wait for his girlfriend…

I always wondered how americans are used to walk inside (especially on caret flooring) with shoes and all, like it is a normal thing. Where does all the dirt and outside crap go? How can they not find it disgusting that they step barefoot on stuff that they have dragged in their house with their shoes? How is that…

In Canada, the norm is to take off your shoes. At least, in Southwestern Ontario it is. For a long time, I thought it was unrealistic that people on sitcoms are always walking around their houses with their shoes on - until I noticed that when my American cousins came to visit they did the same thing. :)

Forget tatami, walking inside at all with shoes on is disgusting. I don’t want all that crap outside tracked all over my nice floors.