bazed?

Omg the glitter ones! I once spent literally one full hour removing glitter nail polish.

I had a fake one of these! Attached to a roach clip if I recall correctly.

What if you're physically incapable of falling asleep without concentrated effort? I can fall asleep easily in my bed or my boyfriend's bed when it's time to go to sleep, but I can't take naps and the notion that people can fall asleep on a plane, in a class, on a bus, etc. totally baffles me.

I hate wearing makeup. I wear it to feel like I look sexy, and yet I have a crippling fear of being hit on by any guy I'm not interested in (read: every guy, as I have a boyfriend of five years and don't want to be hit on by anyone). I also experience an overwhelming feeling that's equal parts terror and rage when I'm…

*AHEM* that's my favourite rom com!!!!

plain SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

I say "fuck that" to the first answer. She should have just ended after the first paragraph.

You don't represent all men either. You generalized when you said it is not physically possible for a man to sit with his legs closed without extreme discomfort. Also you're fucking dumb.

I really hate it when a place outside of the USA is mentioned and it's always just, town name and country. As if only the USA has states and there's no other country that has them or provinces.

Christina Perry really should have pulled her hair back into an updo or something to show off that neckline. Such a pretty, flattering dress!

The hobo jacket thing isn't about someone finding it "funny", the whole point was to insult people by comparing them to homeless people, as if being a homeless person is something to be insulted by. Maybe the cop gave this guy sketchers because he thought it would be funny, but that's not the same thing as starting a…

Omg this picture is so weird lol it really looks photoshopped! And I'm not calling it fake, I don't think it is photoshopped, I just think it looks like it is.

I love how cats never really touch anything with their noses when they're smelling stuff. It's like the complete opposite of dogs.

Black OR white?!?!?!?!

lolololol is her one cat named suitcase?!

The last thing I would do if I was driving and a pony and a zebra ran into the middle of the road would be to honk at them. They were probably even more scared by that :(

Oh man it's nice to see someone who feels the same way about maple flavouring as I do! I've always hated maple flavoured ham, cookies, bluuurgh anything maple flavoured is gross. And I come from Canada so we're supposed to love our maple syrup. Wanna know a secret? I prefer the fake syrup to the real stuff lol.

SAME! As soon as I read that I looked it up and then posted a facebook status about it lol She looks amazing!!!

OH MAN YOU GUYS I never watched that Brad Pitt commercial before and oooooooooooooh man is it terrible!!!!!!!! I physically couldn't say those words in that order without gagging.