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My brother texted me in ALL CAPS "HOSTESS WENT BANKRUPT. NO MORE TWINKIES EVER.". I don't even like twinkies, and now I can't eat them, so I was like uhh

I think it looks cute, but I watched that piece of garbage "Date Night" recently and couldn't have regretted it more. Seriously, my friend and I were like why didn't we just turn that off at some point? There was nothing, and I mean nothing, redeemable about that one, so as much as I adore Paul Rudd, I'm wary of this…

who's sister?

Ew since when is Alyson's hair black?? It looks terrible :(

Hahaha aw that's such a cute name!

Omg "This Is War" was one of the worst movies I have ever seen! Seriously my friend and I were fucking pissed by the end of it.

Omg that's terrifying!! I know most people wouldn't find it thaaaat creepy, but ever since the Goosebumps episode (the book wasn't as scary as actually seeing it, in this particular instance) Night of the Living Dummy, about the ventriloquist dummy that was actually alive, I've been so extra creeped out by…

That's scary but i love how kids will just rationalize stuff like that like, oh yeah, that time when Jane knew 9/11 was happening

Scary!! What about the mother and child? Did any of your coworkers experience them?? Tellllllll :)

Yeah wtfff if this is a true story you have to tell us what happened after! What did she say when you pressed her for the story??

MORE PLEASE! :)

Whoa that's super creepy! What did the person on your online account say to your friend?? Also pleaseeee tell more about the friend with the possessed doll! That sounds so fucking creepy lol

tell me how it goes when you find out!

Holy shit sleep paralysis sounds like the scariest thing I can even imagine, and yours sound particularly fucking terrifying. I honestly think I would die of a heart attack if I saw half the things your described here. :(

Whoaaa that's creepy. Did you ever describe Obie Abie to your parents back when he was your imaginary friend?

Holy shit that is mess up!!! Do you still have the video?

Wow that's fucked that the cops would let her go even after blowing a 0.3. And I agree, just calling the cops isn't going to fix the problem as a whole, but case by case it usualllllly works. Just wish people didn't truly think it was okay to do it!

Obviously I make an attempt to prevent them from drinking and driving in the first place. My goal isn't to get people in trouble for drinking and driving, it's to prevent them from drinking and driving. But yes, I'd rather "merc" them to the cops than let them do something that could easily result in the death of…