haha WHOA was that a reference to my user name?? If so I am very impressed, and if not oh well ;)

HOLY SHIT

Omg same remember the story about the girl who had a weird like closet thing right beside her bed, and she woke up once and she was HALF IN IT!?!?! Fuck that freaked me out so bad.

That is SO CREEPY

That's kind of a dickish attitude to take buddy. You could say that to any of the stories here if you want to be a skeptic spoilsport. Why are you even reading this thread if that's going to be your attitude?

That reminds me of a nightmare I had once as a child. I too had lots of stuffed animals, but my absolute favourite one was a sleepy pink teddy bear I named Teddy (because I'm so creative obvs). I can't help but imagine my dearest stuffed animals to be alive, and with an inner soul, even though I never once considered…

Creepy as fuck!!!!!!

Ps. I was actually starting to get over it, since we moved out of that house almost a year and a half ago, but writing it has made me just as creeped out as when it happened. Ugh so fucking creepy.

So I lived in a three bedroom bungalow with two friends a couple years ago. The house was in the older part of town, and our landlord actually told us that the house used to be used by the mafia back in the day. A townie friend of mine confirmed that fact. The basement of this house was creepy as fuck lol the only way…

Tell us your story petrichor!

Fuck everyone who has a problem with girls dressing in revealing clothes on Halloween. 99% of the time you're not down with slut-shaming but on Halloween suddenly any girl who doesn't wear something that meets your standards of what "Halloween is really about" is fair game to insult and shame? FUCK THAT. Halloween is…

WTF THEY'RE REMAKING SLEEPING BEAUTY?!?!?!?!?! FUCKING NOT OKAY YOU GUYS :(

I was wondering why she looked so familiar! Nice eye lol

Whenever I do that my cat books it in the other direction like "Whoa man I'm about to be sick why the fuck you running at me?!"

wow

This is so funny in a weird timely manner. I was JUST thinking last night about that woman from last year who put fix-a-flat in someone's ass. I was actually thinking, where the hell do you think she finds pants that fit?? Her legs are soooooooooooooo small and thin when compared to her ass, so like, wtf how could you…

It's honestly not even other people making a fuss, it's the feeling that I should want to make a fuss and that it should be an amazing day and I should have a great time, and if I don't make a fuss and don't enjoy every second of it, I'm doing it wrong. It's more of an internal pressure than external :/

I'm not 100% sure. I think it's that I've always just put so much pressure on myself to have an amazing day because everyone always puts so much emphasis on YOUR BIRTHDAY!!! YAYY!!! PARTY! PRESENTS! CAKE! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!! So I ended up anxious and I always just freak out and get overwhelmed. It's been…

My birthday is on Tuesday and I'm so sad. I hate my birthday more than any other day of the year. I've been crying for the past hour because of stupid birthday shit. Fuck my life. :( :( :(

Probably because there is no "intent to extort...any money or other thing of value"