Oh bite me. Every dog has his day. We get shit on cause we suck, and we get shit on when we don’t. Being a Lions fan is a heavy cross to bear, but we do it cuz we’re loyal to a fault. No fair weather fans are we.

He doesn’t have money. He pretends he does, just like he pretends to be human. Everyone knows he’s from Marklar.

And how does this lump of melted Cheetos dust get away with talking shit about women and their looks? Oh yeah--he pretends he’s rich.

I hate clowns, but I sure do love me some Tim Curry as Pennywise. So much so that I will not be watching the reboot of It. There’s absolutely no need.

“Oh God, this makes me happy.”--Herb Lee, “My Favorite Year.”

Nick DePaolo talking about Greg Giraldo got in the best quote ever. I’m paraphrasing, but he referred to “According to Jim” as “that Jim Belushi abortion.”

This is the outcome when the inmates run the asylum. We are totally fucked. For at least the next year or so—I don’t believe for one second that Drumpf will honor his commitment to this country and actually be president beyond being “elected.” He doesn’t have the discipline. Or the attention-span. Or one fuck to give…

No Jason Richardson, that Green.

Apologize? FUCK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT-ELECT. I addressed him by his title--is that respectful enough, NYT douchebags???

And not one mention of Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theater.

All while living a lie. She is nothing but a closeted huckster, a blatant hypocrite. A very rich one, granted, but she got rich trading on the misery of others.

Everything is scarier at the Field Museum. Even the McDonald’s in the basement.

Same with me and Zoloft. Without it, I’m a raving, over-reacting, miserable human being. That maintenance dose I take daily is a blessing for my family and friends.

I got three kids, all medically-necessary c-sections. The second kid was sectioned due to an abruption, didn’t get to hold him for almost a week. Point: how the kid got here was secondary to his arrival. Big point: all he wanted to do was sleep and doesn’t seem to have missed out on “skin to skin.” Bigger point: all…

There is also a very strong possibility that this is all BS.

I’m still having them, ten years in. Research suggests that hot flashes and other menopausal symptoms can last up to 14 years. Yay.

Exactly. He was NOT invited by anyone. He wanted to tour a water plant, and was told, in no uncertain terms, NO. Flint’s mayor was not even in Flint, and called this “visit” what it was: a photo op.

He wasn’t invited. He pulled this shit by inserting himself where no one wanted him to be.

Yeah, as beautiful as Michigan is, we are run by some fucking ugly folks.

It’s called life.