I believe he prefers “Levon”

Sure, because EVERYBODY likes seeing a huge underdog come back to make it a game and get screwed by the refs.

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Where is Jim Inhofe in this contest for Dumbest Motherfucker or is there a separate contest for Senators?

If you were as fucking stupid as he is you wouldn’t want to stand up and try and think on your feet to constituents that aren’t happy with your service either. Him and Steve King are the dumbest motherfuckers in Washington.

I’m a white liberal and I LOATHE Bill Maher. You cannot advocate for tolerance while bashing marginalized groups. He and Michael Moore both kept me from identifying as liberal for a long time. But Michael Moore has matured and grown, and generally is consistent in putting action behind his ideas and words. Bill Maher…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

As an Old, I can assure you the majority of these songs are uniformly terrible. It’s ok. I wore shorts over long johns and Doc Martens from 90-93.

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

If I did something that many people told me not to do, and then I regret doing it, I would not expect those people to forgive me.

I’m encouraging everyone to replace ‘pro-life’ with ‘anti-choice.’ It’s a more accurate term to describe opponents of women’s right to choose, since they don’t care about the lives of pregnant women.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

now I really want jelly beans

Kellyanne Conway, “President Trump is having the jellybeans audited, he will release the finding when the audit is done, it is the lying media that only cares about the jellybean count.”

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

My first-ever fantasy baseball team name was "Mattingly's Sideburns."