Ben Folds rapping about how “them titties ain’t shabby” made me laugh out loud for about five straight minutes.

I was just watching WW for the third time with my teen daughter when it occurred to me that if a man had made that movie, someone would have threatened Diana with rape. It’s funny how refreshing a lack of rape as a narrative device can be.

Dagblastit! I knew I should’ve looked the spelling up. :)

I know you didn’t really ask, but I love this story so I’m telling it anyway: When we sat down, my terrible date leaned over to Jacqueline Smith and said “May I just say, you’re even more beautiful in person” (yeah, he was that guy). I said “Are you hitting on her right in front of me?!” And then she cracked up. I…

I sat next to Jacqueline Smith at “Titanic”. I may be stretching comment relevancy here...

Her pediatrician should be doing it. My daughter’s doc treated it very much like any vaccine. Am I naive to assume that this is normal?

It’s gotta be “He’s makin’ a mockery of ya”

Concurred. Heartily.

Not just attractive - she’s hot in Spiderman. She’s only a few years older than I am and I loved loved loved seeing a middle-aged woman playing a middle-aged character who was a middle-aged hot lady. Loved it.

And maybe a hat if it’s real sunny

He’s the reason single payer got written out of Obamacare. Horrible horrible man.

Oh, I think you can be a virulent asshole and a dumb motherfucker all at the same time.

While he is, in fact, all those things, never forget he’s also locked in pitched battle with Iowa’s Steve King for the title of Dumbest Motherfucker in Congress. Those two have been battling it out for years and I cannot name a winner.

This is a rational and well-reasoned argument. I’m convinced.

You know, the GOP had an oppo folder on him that was literally 2' thick and full of stuff that no one had ever talked about. In addition, the GOP has no problem trucking in bullshit. Had Bernie won the nomination the first GOP ad running in purple or red states would be something like “Bernie Sanders wants to raise…

My mom’s flight into ORD had to sit on the runway for an hour after losing their place in line due to one of those people. FAA should start ticketing for it. $200 if you get up during takeoff or landing.

Married to a bartender. He has to work. But purveyors of booze on what could be the loneliest day of the year is perhaps a critical service.

For almost 40 years (40 YEARS!) I’ve been singing “so whomp on the beat” instead of “so up on your feet.” And so now I feel, you know, dumb.

In other words: these people believe that white pain hurts more.

Not even the end of Season Two? I found that last scene incredibly hopeful and beautiful. I love this show so much.