As long as it’s not pea guacamole.

My mom has always told me I’d like peas when I’m grown up.

Just don’t put them in guacamole.

Good point. That could explain why Katie’s split from Tom was more like a carefully planned escape from Alcatraz than a typical separation.

Yeah, I don’t know. Katie clearly had some very serious shit on him, so who knows what that custody agreement looks like.

I had no idea this movie was about Scientology until I watched Going Clear. Seriously bizarre.

Suri’s better off without him and his krazy kult of xenu.

Agreed. You reap what you sow, Tom.

Not going to feel much pity for Cruise. He clearly took his children with Nicole Kidman away from her. Whether he’s not seeing Suri because Katie is a Suppresive Person or because Katie opposes his religion, it’s a taste of his own medicine. Either way, he has clearly prioritized his cult over his family.

I’m not sure who Ed Weeks is, but the fact that he’s accepting his sub-par burrito makes me a little sad (because inferior burritos are sad) and impressed (that he’s so calm about an inferior burrito).

Thank you. I was hoping someone would mention what a disgusting transphobe she is.

WOAHHHHHH WHAT?! When did this happen?

I knew I hearted you for a reason!

I learn something new every day! I had no idea pubic hair can actually make the going down taste better. That's awesome.

I also enjoy some hair on my lady lovers (I'm a bisexual female) for that exact reason. Just a tiny bit of hair makes it taste so much... better? Sexier? I can't think of the right word to describe it but DAMN I love it.

Oh yeah, now I *definitely* hope I'll meet a guy just like you. *grin*

I hope you do too! I'm all for women meeting men who make them happy. It counteracts the "men suck" feeling that douchebag dudes create.

Some of the commenters mentioned that you're Mr. "Best Form of Contraception". All I'll say is, I hope I'll meet a guy just like you!

Pubes are great because they keep the pheromones in. I'm more likely to orgasm while going down on a girl if she has pubes.