"Doily"

I lost it. Dead. I'm dead. xDDD

Those h's skittered right off the side of my screen.

Off topic: I am a HUGE MST3K fan so I love your name!!

What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of ALL THESE PILLS

That is the funniest twitter account I have ever seen.

"Fin adds that anyone who's offended ... is "just jealous," telling Bloom, "It's all because women want to look like that model or they want to be at least as confident as she is to be able to let it go and do a photo shoot in their lingerie. People are jealous that they aren't confident enough and attractive…

Meh. He's a good singer, sure. I'll totally give him that. But...This may be an unpopular opinion...but Celine did it much better.

That's why you have to dump them before they dump you. Then eat ice cream.

I feel like until it's federally legalized and the stigma goes away, anyone who smokes it even for it's practical uses will be considered a drug addict.

What's been my experience with most doctors is that if you admit to smoking pot to relieve pain, anxiety, insomnia, or any other legit medical problem that pot actually solves, doctors will automatically class you as a hopeless addict in their mind and refuse to treat you compassionately and ethically.

Solution: Move…

That's fancy as fuck, chica!