Thank you, Spongebob Grumpy Pants, for being such a sourpuss.
MeganRivera
MeganRivera
Seal has such a great smile.
#TrollPatrol
PLEASE DO THIS. PLEASE DEAR GOD DO THIS.
Physical and emotional attraction can't be forced. I've literally never seen a woman honestly say "You're too nice to date." That's girl code for, "I'm not physically attracted to you at all but I'm too afraid to tell you that because every other time I've been honest with a man about my lack of attraction, I've…
Yeah, It's ONLY because I don't go there. I have a special title for myself, I call myself a "Sorceress" and the ONLY reason your site is "sad" isn't because of the entitlement, misogyny and outright sexism that fill every page...no no, that's all PERFECTLY FINE, the ONLY reason your site is sad is JUST because I'm…
EXACTLY.
This is the FIRST time your sad little site ever got mentioned here. You're not socially relevant. Stop pretending like Jezebel and the people on it are "after you" constantly. Your ego is relying on you pretending like we even knew you existed-guess what, though? We didn't. So cut the bullshit.
As a sapiosexual, I find your science-y posts very interesting. <3 <3
God forbid we shed some light on the serious issue of racism in this country. After all, this is a post-racial culture we live in today, right!? Racism is DEAD y'all, we elected a black man into the white house, so we can all put our skittles down and go home!
Did we forget this so soon?
Curse some more, darling, it makes you telling me to chill out even more hypocritical and hilarious. SMOOCHIES! <3 <3 <3
/dead from laughter!
Using a gendered slur kind of takes away from your message, though. :-(
I got a link to the "Five most expensive video games"...so no cat pictures there.