I live in Oklahoma. I RIDICULOUSLY OVERTIP, because I used to be a server and it's my way of apologizing for all the asshats that will undertip/not tip at all.

Cats are Adorable. The End.

OMG THAT POLISH IS PERFECT!! <3 *scampers off to look for where to buy it*

Oh, is it my turn to point out your 5 minute life experience and 2 dollar opinion sweetheart? I'm not scared by online threats. Come say it to my face or shut the fuck up.

OH TEH NOES! xD

Replying to get you out of the greys.

Yeah, she TOTALLY had a dangerous, life-threatening cancer-preventative surgery to avoid questions of whether or not she'd gotten lip injections and botox.

Puuullleeeeeaaaaase.

Good luck! <3

Back the fuck up? Or what? You'll BEAT ME UP?! Oh keyboard warrior, please, shut the fuck up, your threats are about as useful as tits on a boar hog. Bless your heart.

Move the chair and put the scratching post where the chair was! That worked for us!

Don't play dumb, we ALL know what you were doing. Pretending to be obtuse and innocent doesn't make it true. Own your shit. You were accusing Angelina of doing this for ATTENTION, because you're an asshole.

Damn, some of the comments here have put me in a foul mood. Why are so many people trolling this?! It's even more disgusting than usual...

Let's assume for a moment you weren't being a jerk for no reason and have a conversation about this for a bit.

Given the choice between dying peacefully in your own bed at 91 years old surrounded by your family and friends as you gratefully release your tired soul into the blissful afterlife, leaving behind family that…

She had an 87% chance of getting cancer, you jackass. She didn't do it for ATTENTION. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

All I got from your post was "Preventative medicine is a bad idea! We should LET people get cancer FIRST before we do anything about it!" and "How dare she make medical decisions FOR HERSELF!!! THE NERVE!!" and "How dare she claim an emotional connection with people! THAT IS SO RUDE!"

C'mon. Really. Cut that shit out.

I'm replying to get you out of the greys. Honestly, I wonder sometimes if decent Feminist men feel really alienated to their own culture.

WHAT?! YOU COOK!? TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD THIS INSTANT YOU GENDER TRAITOR! ;-)

Why are you being so mean?