I wonder where the death grip spot is on this phone. Hmmm.

Everytime I play a vuzuzela video bees start to congregate around the house. Hitting the windows in an act of rage.

@Michael Gordon Edward Jarvis: It was made in the fires of Redmond by Bill Gates himself. Only there can it be unmade.

This bike is awesome. Now, having said that. Take this 20 dollar bill and use the bike to get to a barber shop.

So, what do you do with a scurvy pirate?

Do the neighborhood kids count as bugs?

Remember, these are politicians and lawyers we are talking about here. You have to learn to read between the lines to know what is going on. She is saying something like this:

I got hungry all of a sudden!

This is fun until someone gets shot. Believe me someone WILL get shot.

@OCEntertainment: Oh, I see what you did.

@Chernobyl: UFOs as well

@Dexomega: You are right.

I did not knew that MS sold the iPad

The series of pipes are backed up.

That's what happens when you try to game the law.

First they start with requests, then they continue with subpoenas and summons.

Just in: Basement cat with bionic legs destroys town.

@Juaco: You don't have to tell us what we already know ;)

@Arms Akimbo: Hopefully the next version of iChat will include Facetime.