This was a shock. I mean, who knew he was able to hang around the NFL for 10 years?

Jesus. Chest tats, Ed Hardy-ish shirt and a fauxhawk? Concussions are more devastating than we previously thought.

So, now that he’s be fined, is Gay going to play it straight?

I hope is he back to smoking crack and doing more hookers by next weekend

Sad that Lamar Odom is on his last leg, yet the murderer Oscar Pistorius, keeps getting new ones.

Just ask Chris Farley!

Yeesh. I don’t know which would be preferable, weighing 420 lbs or having horrendous gas and diarrhea all the time.

Well, at least the kid from Life Goes On got another gig.

It’s neat that he can give himself a Stranger without much effort.

Family reports that at the end they had been feeding her smoothies made with A/C filters and watch batteries.

Andy Reid resembles Wilford Brimley at a little too much for my tastes. Every time I see him I expect him to launch into, “I’m Wilford Brimley and I want to talk to you about diabetUSS.”

Jesus, what an insensitive decision. Must be a real shot to the heart for his family.

Is Clint Sessions gonna have to choke a bitch?

Tim Tebow never orgasms because he never completes anything.

Poor Ciara. She doesn’t even realize yet that “doing it Jesus’ way” means that it’s going to take Russ 3 days to rise again.

Wilson is truly Pete Caroll’s puppet. How can you have SUCH a great opportunity to score, yet STILL choose to pass!

If I were a “god” type and he spoke to me and said “lead her...” I’d turn off the god channel right then and there and lead her to the bedroom, the couch, the piano bench, the dining room table, the kitchen table, the kitchen counter, the back yard, the car, the shower, the staircase... and do the “extra stuff” over…

Sorry, Folks. Wally World is closed!

The moose out front should have told you.