Maybe she’s dyslexic, and thought he meant “eat me out?”

In a related development, La’el Collins has been banned from the parking lot of all Lions games.

Throatzilla? More like Goatsezilla if you ask me.

Don’t be silly: you can’t have a shock without a charge!

Antonio Cromartie is impressed and wants to subscribe to this dude's newsletter.

And where’s the gynecologist version of this?

I think Patrick might actually be a centaur.

is that what that was supposed to be?

That girl from Modern Family is really enjoying her first day of emancipation.

When this story inevitably gets turned into a movie, I have to imagine Bow Wow is the obvious choice to play her.

She's been so lax in this situation. I think it's time she become more Proactiv.

My initial reaction to this comment was UGG(s)

John: Hey tom we got busted today. You gonna help us

Point of contention: Gisele Bundchen is a horse-face. I’ve never understood the appeal. Bridget Moynihan puts her to shame. It had to be said.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

The Raiders’ account says new draft pick Amari Cooper has his “game face” on

Brady Quinn vowed to make every team that didn’t sign him sorry. Instead, he made every team that did sign him sorry.

So she could be pregnant with two fetuses at different stages of gestation at the same time? Is she like a kangaroo?

“...and then one finger here. I’m told the kids call it ‘The Shocker’”.

KITLER!